Expensive Forehead Uber

Alright, Big Poes, let's get this straight. You're clearly not the sharpest tool in the shed if you thought this was peak comedy. The joke plays on the idea of an Uber ride, but instead of actual distances, it uses the features of a person's forehead – eyebrows and hairline – as starting and ending points. It's like saying someone's forehead is so big that it would cost a fortune to travel across it. You should probably stick to drawing with crayons, buddy.