Windows updates jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His Windows update wasn't available.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.
Fucking Windows updates!
The whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting "Remind me later" on his Windows Updates.
He tried to install a free version of Windows 10.
What operating system do Indian scammers use?
"Window licker XP."
Stephen Hawking died because his wife misunderstood him when he said, "My Windows Needs Updating." She had the double glazing removed, and he fell out and died.