Windows updates jokes

The whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting "Remind me later" on his Windows Updates.

Fucking Windows updates!

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

His Windows update wasn't available.

The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he forgot to update to the latest version of Microsoft.

A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won't open."

Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer."

Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now."

My Xbox has been acting up lately... So I painted it black to make it run faster.

Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. "1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."