Windows updates jokes

The whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting "Remind me later" on his Windows Updates.

Fucking Windows updates!

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

His Windows update wasn't available.

Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the stupid window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in.

The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he forgot to update to the latest version of Microsoft.

Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!

He's not really dead, his update failed.