it was just a prank bro.
Short Jokes
Why don’t emo girls go to self checkout?
Because every time they scan, it scans twice.
What is the difference between a kid's dad and his cancer?
The cancer came back.
What's a Mexican's favorite video game?
Borderlands.
Candy is dandy.
But liquor is quicker.
I heard that Jimmy Savile never wanted to be famous... All he ever wanted was to settle down, and have kids.
Where do cows get their medicine?
At the farmacy.
I like when people say they hate me because we have something in common. <3
What is a cannibal's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?
Wave.
Do you want to know how to make a Smurf? CHOKE A MIDGET!
What do you say after committing incest?
No Chromo!
Call me Willma, will my balls fit ya mouth?
Today, I spotted Johnny Depp on the clearance rack at Kmart. Kmart is currently trying to clear its inventory of wife-beaters.
What do pedophiles and Xboxes have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
If you get pinched by a man in a wheelchair, can you call it a "hit and can't run?"
Roses are red, I don't know why, Living is hard, I want to die.
What is the difference between a Catholic priest and acne? -- Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
I know five fat people, and you're three of them.
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
