Short jokes
How come orphans know how to do laundry?
Cause that's usually the mom's job.
Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
This is a short joke! This short joke is long. Nice joke, Mr. Steve.
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
Innit.
I am like mushrooms. Nobody likes me, but everybody tolerates me.
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.
What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.
My friend is so short, whenever I dance with her, it’s like dancing with a golf tee.
Where do golf players practice?
Near a gulf.
What is an orphan's favorite toy? A mom and dad action figure.
What is an emoticon's favorite dessert?
An emochi. (search up mochi)
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
Pork Chopped!
Hah, got 'em (I guess)!
Rocks rock and crack!
Chicken on a stick with a macaroni tick.
Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.
Deals is bully, right? Denise, like a bully type of rock, is a piggy.
"If you yeet one thing that has been yoted, the yeet gods will help you" - Chris Tyson, MrBeast's friend, and your mom >:)
Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?
A: Covid.