What did Ronnie have at Taco Bell?
A mind-blowing bean burrito.
Short Jokes
Does Donald know his wife is Mexican?
What did one casket say to the other casket?
"Is that you coughin'?"
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field?
Everywhere.
Why did everyone run from the Mexican when he went to the snack bar?
He said "¡Hola snack bar!" ¡Hola means hello in Spanish.
People say rape is bad. It is because I don't want STD and HIV.
All I can see when I pass Saturn is Uranus because it's so big.
What are the four letters you don't want to hear from a dentist?
I C D K
What did Stephen Hawking have for breakfast? His left shoulder.
Some say under his helmet is another smaller helmet, and under that is another helmet, and under that is a poster of Miley Cyrus.
What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.
Bully: You're a loser and fat.
Me: Shut up. The camera thought you were a house.
My mom said you failed school. I said, "Don't be surprised, I'm a retard, Mom."
Why did the chicken cross the towers?
Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.
Technoblade NPC: Gets removed from Minecraft!
Technoblade: Gets removed from real life!
Who's Joe?
Joe rapes.
Curry hits 3s, and Kobe hit 3 trees.
It would be fun, they said...
It was unsinkable, they said...
What do you call a country who needs another race just to be the best country in sports?
America.
A Chinese wise man once said, "ching chong ling long ting tong," which means, "keep striving in life."
