Short jokes
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high.
Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains? How many have you derailed this year?
Me: Sorry, boss, it’s hard to keep track.
Who wants to laugh about life with me?
Is it just me, or everybody has a dark side, like a psycho side, and then you act like crazy for some reason?
Gwen and Prince chat and talk and discuss; we won't bother you! Here! Enjoy!
Chat box hangout.
C'mon guys, I know I'm not the only bored one around here!
I'm bored. Someone wanna chat?
What is a monster's favorite place to swim?
Lake Erie!
Why did the robber take a shower before his robbery?
So he could make a clean getaway!
Julie: What's the difference between a chimp and a pizza?
John: I don't know.
Julie: Remind me not to send you to the store...
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A crab apple!
I like ramen. If you do, like!
"Bonus, we can even watch a movie and still chat! Love you!
Which one do you want to watch? 😀"
I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
His girls clapped, BTW. 😬
Long hair Danny, the fanny.
Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.
Did you hear about the fish and chips? The fish got battered, the chips got salted.
What happens when you hear about Mary Brittain beating a Thomas?
You cook spaghetti with his blood!