Short jokes
Did you hear Palpatine is sewing Nike?
Stole his slogan, just do it!
Roses are red, violets are blue; blood's thicker than water, so yeah, I got you.
Ugh, I hate anons, they're so anonnoying.
Who is my favorite underground rapper?
XXX Tentacion
Why were the rappers late for their flight?
They forgot to pack.
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?
The word "art."
There used to be Wonder Woman.
Now we wonder, what is a woman?
Hi, I am Emma. I'm going to Stan.
If a tree could be any animal, what would it be?
Answer: A dog because of its bark lol. 😀
What is a terrorist's first move in chess?
C4.
Why did the frog take the bus to work?
His car got toad.
"A friend with weed is a friend indeed."
How long does it take a black woman to take out the trash?
About nine months and a day.
How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
With a taste test.
Your dad is so f**king fat that when he bends over and comes back up, it's the next day.
What do you call a blowjob in Africa?
Breakfast.
How are Black people like communism?
Because they’ll never work, but some of them are willing to give it a shot.
I don’t know why I go to the gym. Being healthy is dying as fast as possible, and I really want to speed that shit up.
What does Can do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?
It died before them.