Short jokes
I would invite you to play baseball, but there's no home for you to run to.
You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.
Why would the chicken not cross the road?
Because it's too old. (The joke is old.) (The chicken is old.)
My dad said he'd get the milk, but he forgot I was in his car.
The extra detention didn't do much, but the extra chromosome definitely did.
When I got to school, they gave me an Acer laptop, so I went up to the teacher and aced her.
Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.
Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.
Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!
What's the difference between me and Elizabeth Afton?
Her dad always comes back.
All Nepali love momos.
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Why does Aaron like men? Because his dad beats him.
Sans: What am I using?
A trom-bone!
I want a series too, that will be SANS-tastic!
I got evicted from the hospital today for telling all the patients to stay positive!
What a negative effect!
I love jumping off cliffs.
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?
His arse.
Your mother is responsible for all the train drivers that are never ever late. She taught them all to pull out on time.
If your baby can unhook your bra, is it time to stop breastfeeding?
My friend playing truth or dare asked me: "Dare".
My friends: "I dare you to go home."