Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
Orphans and Laptops
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, numbskull. This joke plays on the word "homepage." Orphans don't have a "home page" because they lack a family home, and a laptop "homepage" is the main page of a website. You probably think HTML is a disease, don't you?
Your Dad
Yes they do Its called the start up screen