Short jokes
What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.
My ex was so full of shit, she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.
Why did Naruto run fast?
Because he tried to get away from himself.
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?
Answer: David.
What do you call a burned Mexican? A fried torteya.
Whoever said that about me better pray!
What is tall when it's young but short when it's old?
A candle or a pencil!
Are you my friend?
Because I would make you more than that.
What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
One wags its tail, and the other tags a whale!
What's the difference between your mom and a troll?
Nothing, they both look the same.
Me: Mom, stop, you are not funny. You never make jokes.
Mom: I made you.
What do people have a shot at when it comes to love? Shooting them in the heart.
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?
Answer: Your right elbow.
What is the difference between George Floyd and Kobe?
Kobe got air.
freshfry, we need to talk now...
Drawers!
Neona (😞): Are you mad at me?
Gwen (😌): Me? NEVER! Sometimes we listen and don't listen, let's just hug it out!
Neona (😁): Agreed!
I am deciding to do songs on this app... so I am a type songs. If you want a specific song typed I will type just comment!
What do you call Peg and Cat from Peg + Cat? Egg + splat.
Eggy joke for all to enjoy!