Short jokes

Short jokes

Mouth

Your mom has quite the mouth on her.

As I found out last night. Oh, what a night!! 😏 😉 😜

Mom

Your mom's ass is so petite and big, I'd pound that till the Earth shakes.

Alcohol

What do nail polish and panties have in common?

Both come off with alcohol.

Aquarium

I went to the aquarium this weekend, but I didn’t stay long. There’s something fishy about that place.

Miscarriage

What’s 9 inches long and makes my girlfriend scream?

One inch and put it in her. Her miscarriage.

Girlfriend

My girlfriend told me her lips were dry, and she had the audacity to get mad at me for telling her to walk.

Lead

Difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?

Nothing, no one cares how much lead is in those kids.

Ice Cream

Did Walmart take the Juneteenth ice cream off the shelf?

It was only 3/5 full.

Soccer

Do you like soccer? My favorite player is Ronaldo, but we can still get Messi.

Dick

You’ve got something on your face. Wait, no, it’s just missing something. My dick.

Friend

How can you tell your best friend is gay?

His meat tastes like shit.