Short jokes
I don't need a girlfriend, 'cause I got my cousin, bro.
What do frogs eat?
French fries!
What's America's best class?
Gun 101.
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
What's a smart person's favorite candy? Nerds! :D
What company do orphans hate the most?
S. C. Johnson, a family company.
What do a brand new house, me, and new jewelry box have in common?
We're all empty on the inside.
Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?
'Cause they just wash up onshore.
Yo momma is so ugly, she gets rejected by dead people.
Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.
Wilt Chamberlain may have spread his seed among many women, but Kobe spread his brain matter all over California.
Doctor: You should stop masturbating.
Me: Doc, I'm almost done.
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.
What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?
Names.
At least someone who is gay/Carter has someone.
You call it death. I call it peace and quiet.
You're built like a double cheeseburger.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What’s the difference between candy and an orphan?
Candy is something everybody wants.
A joker gives Batman a coupon for new parents. It's expired.