Short jokes
What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up!"
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.
What did the rapper say to his broken refrigerator?
"Yo, chill!"
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!
If LEO were a spice, she’d be flour... BLAND and FORGETTABLE!
If laughter is contagious, LEO is immune.
What plate goes to Bikini Bottom?
Malaysia Flight 370.
I’m really good at algebra. I can replace your X without even asking Y.
Why did the rapper carry an UMBRELLA?
Because he heard there was a 50% chance of "Lil Wayne."
Wanna play dolls?
I can be Ken, and you can be the box I come in.
A blind kid was talking to me because he was getting bullied...
I told him, "Just tell them what you see!"
My son told me he wanted to be Batman when he grows up. That little shit wants to be gunned down in an alley.
What song does Kobe Bryant hate?
"Rocky Mountain High."
Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?
You keep the tradition of hitting black things.
I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook. All they wanted was books, but got magazines instead.
I just prevented an 11-year-old from getting assaulted.
I decided to go home.
What’s the difference between a fly and Lady Diana?
The sound when they hit the windshield.
I hooked up with my German girlfriend, but I kept on getting distracted when she kept yelling her age.
What’s a priest's favorite sport?
Golf, because most of the holes are less than 18.
McDonald's worker be like, "Hello, would you like a Mc-Dick?" (You looked down) You: "Uhh, where's my dick?"