Short jokes
Your hairline is so far gone that you could build a runway.
Hello explain bear my love 💕💕
Your mom has quite the mouth on her.
As I found out last night. Oh, what a night!! 😏 😉 😜
Your mom's ass is so petite and big, I'd pound that till the Earth shakes.
My grandad and your hairline go way back.
Why didn't Michael Jackson get away with messaging with kids? Because they were all juveniles.
What does a physicist call it when a suicidal person is high up? Potential energy.
What do nail polish and panties have in common?
Both come off with alcohol.
If a pregnant lady murders someone, does the child get an assist?
I went to the aquarium this weekend, but I didn’t stay long. There’s something fishy about that place.
What do you call a gay guy eating Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
What’s 9 inches long and makes my girlfriend scream?
One inch and put it in her. Her miscarriage.
My girlfriend told me her lips were dry, and she had the audacity to get mad at me for telling her to walk.
Difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing, no one cares how much lead is in those kids.
Did Walmart take the Juneteenth ice cream off the shelf?
It was only 3/5 full.
Do you like soccer? My favorite player is Ronaldo, but we can still get Messi.
You’ve got something on your face. Wait, no, it’s just missing something. My dick.
How can you tell your best friend is gay?
His meat tastes like shit.
Hahahahaha......... Autism.
They say I have a silver tongue, I'll let you make it white.