Short jokes
What's the food orphans can't eat?
Family-sized ice cream.
Life asked death, "Why do people choose you over me?"
Death replied, "Because you're the beautiful lie, and I'm the painful truth."
"You is so black your mama fainted."
Ahaha, I'm laughing because my friend is so black his mama killed the clown.
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
Every good joke has its delivery, except abortion jokes, because they have none.
What's a smart person's favorite candy? Nerds! :D
What company do orphans hate the most?
S. C. Johnson, a family company.
I mess up goats for unicorns?
Jimmy the Unicorn or goat.
I don't even know.
What do a brand new house, me, and new jewelry box have in common?
We're all empty on the inside.
Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?
'Cause they just wash up onshore.
Yo momma is so ugly, she gets rejected by dead people.
Wilt Chamberlain may have spread his seed among many women, but Kobe spread his brain matter all over California.
What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?
Names.
Global warming is the average of temperature on Earth.
I am a joke.
How did the chicken 🐔 feel after escaping the fry cook?
Clucky!
How come orphans know how to do laundry?
Cause that's usually the mom's job.
You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.