When a person in a wheelchair says, "You've never taken a step in my shoes," and you say, "To be honest, you haven't either."
Short Jokes
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
What happens to teeth when they go in water?
Bro, I dunno, they get wet?
Yo hairline so long, it makes you look like Mr. Clean.
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.
My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
Hey, you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you really know how to raise a cock!
Where would the next Formula race happen?
Answer: On your flat chest.
Why do emo kids hate high fives?
They’re always left hanging.
Your hairline recedes so far back that it defends your forehead.
Go sub to Patty Mahomes on YouTube!
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
If you think of a president as your king, then the USA got checkmated on November 22nd, 1963.
Helen Keller: *Gets knocked to the floor*
Helen Keller (in her head): "Wow, I didn't see that coming!"
Racism.
Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?
Why don’t alligators grow up to 15 feet?
They only have 4.
Roses are red, I like weed,
If you say yes then I'll do a "good deed."
Walking's a chore, let alone crawling.
How does Skeletor feel after He-Man beats him up?
Skelesore.
