Short jokes
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
What do skeletons do with their organs?
They organize them!
This is not really a joke, but it's a question.
If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!
I caught my wife cheating on me.
I beat my son and grounded him.
Why would the chicken not cross the road?
Because it's too old. (The joke is old.) (The chicken is old.)
Whoever said men will f**k anything that moves is *dead* wrong.
Rat
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!
Why did orphans play Poppy Playtime?
To get a family.
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.
Chicken on a stick with a macaroni tick.
Your hairline reminds me of a car taking a U-turn.
POV: You accidentally get H in your IV drip.
Your head was mistaken for a chicken wing.
When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.
If you want to punch someone, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
So I went to the gym and I found a hymn.
What did the doctor say to the mother after delivering the baby? Sorry.