Short jokes

What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?

Border hoppers! LOL.

An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."

One time, I was working this steamroller when the guy who I squashed farted.

I guess that’s what you call “FLAT”ulence.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candace. Candace who? Candace be true, you don’t remember me?

I asked my sister to say something.

She said, "No."

That's what I like to hear.

What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.

What do you call a nosy Mexican?

That's nacho business.

What’s the best part of fucking Noor’s vulva (btw Noor is black)? If my dick is right beside Mara’s vulva (btw Mara’s white and so am I).

Madeline McCann must have been homeless or something, she was sure eager for the free candy.

Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.

Like if you will sub to Patty Mahomes.

Comment if you will sub to Parker Finch.

You know you have weird Indian parents when you can hear them canilingus each other.

The ball kept getting bigger and bigger...

And then it hit me.

So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD

How did the cookie 🍪 feel when he was dunked in milk?

Batter.

I stole my friend's amnesia medication the other day, he was pretty pissed.

But I reminded him of the age-old mantra: "Forgive and forget!"

My friend said that gay people existed 10 years ago.

He can tell the future.

You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?

A lot of things.

I can't believe this!

Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.

Plastic bags look like you, dirty and fake.