Short jokes

I went to a restaurant and a waiter took my order. She had two black eyes, so I ordered real slow.

Because obviously she doesn’t listen.

It's obvious Bill Gates didn't create COVID.

None of his other products are able to release new versions this frequently.

My girlfriend got COVID.

This is the perfect time to propose to her. She might just say yes because of the lack of taste.

Humor is like skin; the darker it gets, the less people like it.

Even though I look completely white, I am apparently 70% black!

Until I realized that it was a mouth swab test.

What's the difference between three cocks and a joke?

Your mom can't take a joke.

What do gingers miss most at a grate party?

The invitation.

What is the difference between an Isis training camp and a school?

Not sure, I just fly the drone.

I will never forget the moment when my father saw me masturbating. He said, "Son, what are you doing? I'm on a video conference - get out of my office!"

My cousin just broke up with her boyfriend, and I told her, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of his stuff."

My cousin just broke up with his girlfriend, and I told him, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of her stuff."

Why are clips 30 rounds? Because that's the average class size.

Imagine if a ninja got a low taper fade.

Everyone becomes happy when they complete the last stage of the game.

But the cancer patients aren't.

How many children does Explain Bear have?

Explain Bear weighs 1 ton.

Q: What's the difference between a CEO and a beer can?

A: Beer cans don't bleed when they get shot.

Accounting Chapter 12: Long-term Liabilities (FULL TEXT)

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What's the worst possible thing to be playing during the funeral of a bridge-collapse victim?

Fall Guys.