Short jokes
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What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
I was sitting in traffic the other day.
Probably why I got run over.
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
Your dad died of hunger on the journey to find the milk.
So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD
How did the cookie 🍪 feel when he was dunked in milk?
Batter.
My friend said that gay people existed 10 years ago.
He can tell the future.
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?
A lot of things.
You're so poor that when you drink water from a cup, people flick a coin into it.
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
What's the difference between a Russian potato and a U.S. potato?
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.
"It's Sunday evening!"
"No. It's Monday eve."
What is it called when a cop hides under his bed? Going undercover.
MrBeast: *breathes*
Twitter: 😡🤬
Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.
I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.
So things are just too tiring to sort out... like which adoption center you should send your son to?
I heard the Kardashians were going on a cruise soon.
As if there's not already enough plastic in the ocean.
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!