When I get jokes. They aren't f****** restarted like you.
My sister.
Short Jokes
If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.
What is it called when you have four white people in the car?
Clear windows.
Your mum is so fat, she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones.
When a wheelchair kid bends over, wheelchair kid goes āohhahahhahhahahahahal!ā
My grandmother made her passage on a boat. The thing wasnāt the only thing that went down.
You don't have to worry about running while boys are around. Even I can't see anything there.
I can't have my Oreos š Why?
My dad still hasn't came back with that God damn milk.
A hunter shot holes into his favorite book.
When confronted, he said it was the "holey" Bible!
Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.
What meds do snakes with ADHD take?
Adder-all.
Me: You have terrible jokes.
Mum: Shows me a mirror.
Red, black, blue. The colors of life.
What do you call two Hispanics with Parkinson's disease?
Maracas.
Q: What did people say when Kim Kardashian was at the beach?
A: Stop littering!
Putting WiFi in the morgue to enable live streaming.
You're so fat that you cause your heart to have panic attacks.
Thereās a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.
I'd like to have kids one day.
I don't think I could stand them any longer than that, though.
SCP-1540 transforms in-front of a d-class:
D-class: Whoa dude, youāre a wolf!
SCP-1540: A am a were.
