Short jokes
What did the first skeleton say to the second skeleton?
I need to get new shoes; one of these isn’t right.
How can you help a llama on holiday?
Alpaca your bags.
"I only eat food on the right of my plate."
"Are you good at eating?"
"I'm alright at eating."
You are quite [something].
I love stairs. They always bring me up.
A baby is like another step. You use it just the same as the other steps.
What do you call a creepy flower? A Pedel-File!
Stormtrooper: What should I do with this guide for my test?
Palpatine: Review it.
Stormtrooper: What happened with your garden?
Palpatine: Grew it.
What do you call an Italian dog?
A labra-noodle.
Did you hear about the man who backed into a meat grinder?
I guess you could say... he was a little behind on his work.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use, you wouldn't get it.
Who are voting for this election? I'm voting for Tricity, so vote for Tricity. Electricity!
Why though?
"Bippity Boppity Boop! Bill Cosby's coming for you!"
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor!"
I work at a tire shop.
I'm pretty tired.
When is a door not a door?
When it’s ajar!
Q: A guy walks into a bar, what does he say?
A: Ow!