Short jokes
What is small, red, and sitting in the corner?
A baby playing with a scalpel.
Are you choked?
Why didn't the boy want to read "2000 Leagues Under the Sea"?
It was too much pressure.
Leprechauns are stupid. No joke.
Are you a toaster?
Two fish in a bowl. First fish asks, "Haven't I seen you around here before?"
The second fish replies, "F**k me, a talking fish!"
Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?
There is no home button.
How do chemists laugh?
HeHe.
Q: Get up for a chair joke!
A: Oh, never mind, you can sit down.
I have a joke about construction.
I'm still working on it.
Tenzin is a sublime charlatan.
- Harib 2019
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
You sound like an owl.
How do you fit a hundred babies into a small bucket?
With a blender.
Do chiropractors have to pay back taxes?
Only when they file jointly.
I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.
"Knock knock."
"Come in."
Why do elves go to school?
To learn the elf-abet.
I like my marriages like I like my whiskey: on the rocks.
12/8?
ICH BIN GOTT.
How do you call on a mail man who is carrying rotten fruit?
Come post!