Short jokes
Why couldn't the blonde dial 911?
She couldn't find the 11.
Logan Taub has a BBC, Big Butt Chin!
How do sick Mexicans say hello?
"Ebola."
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.
Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.
What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?
"Happynese" (happy knees).
My wife told me she was fat and depressed. She asked me to compliment her, so I said, "You have perfect eyesight!"
Nana when Zane kisses her in her mind: [Insert Chiwawa Scream!]
The police gave you a fine for not fixing your ugly hairline.
Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.
Cars are like bullets; you jump in front of one, and they solve all your problems.
I could have sworn while watching anime I saw an American Boeing B-29 Superfortress in the background dropping bombs!
Does money grow on trees? No.
What is money made of? Paper.
What is paper made out of? Trees!
My cousin: “How’s the lemonade stand supposed to run when you’re at softball practice?!”
Me: “Lemonade stands can’t run, dufus.”
Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!
I asked the Titanic an icebreaker question.
It couldn't answer.
Bob the builder.
I'll never forget my grandpa's last words:
"You need to park a little closer."
I put the fun in funeral.