Short jokes
I am sure this was the type of economy Judas Iscariot was in when he betrayed Jesus.
"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."
Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.
I'm gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe Biden thinks is possible with a 9mm.
Who is the blindest person in the world?
How many Senators fans does it take to change a light bulb?
All 3 of them.
Hockey for life!
Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.
Like this,
it will give you good luck. See for yourself!
He slips, he falls, he dislocates his balls!
How did Capetian Hook kill himself? He wiped his butt with the wrong hand.
What do lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common?
They both live long with dry skin.
I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.
Except it had no home button.
They are delicious.
What TV series do orphans hate?
"House, M.D."
The orphan's best friend wanted to meet his family, so he took a selfie.
The orphan turned 18, but he was happy because he didn't have to pay rent to his parents.
You know what I like most about people with Parkinson's... Their handshake!
I try and try every day, but 5 keep coming out. There's so money at this point my walls are built of babies.
I am the danger.
When the kid in the wheelchair scares you... you wheelie scared me.