Short jokes
How do sick Mexicans say hello?
"Ebola."
The dear God created the man.
Then he created woman.
When he then saw what he had done, he took care of tobacco and alcohol.
Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it?
God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!
My girlfriend told me she’s sad because she’s put on a bit of weight.
I told her to keep her chins up.
What's the difference between red wings and old cassette tape players?
One eats tape while the other eats pussy.
"Hey Kels, what's on your arm?"
"Oh, that was the cat."
"We don't have a cat..."
"Oh..."
What is it called when you have four white people in the car?
Clear windows.
I asked a European what do you call Karens in your country? He said, "American women."
You are so white even Nippon Paint tried to sign you!
You're so fat you need butter to get in the car.
Why does Adolf hate golf?
He ended up in the bunker.
I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.
What’s Hitler’s favorite letter?
Not Z.
I’d make a Kobe joke, it just wouldn’t land right.
Your hair line is curved like a moving train.
POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.
What do you call a donkey and a potato?
Assround
Yo papa's wife is so dumb and fat that we had to use yo papa.
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
"Officer, don’t arrest me, she said she was 5 in dog years!"