Tell all the skeleton jokes you want, but I've got thick skin.
Short Jokes
How do you fit a hundred babies into a small bucket?
With a blender.
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We are anonymous because none of us are as cruel as all of us.
LAMO.
Two fish in a bowl. First fish asks, "Haven't I seen you around here before?"
The second fish replies, "F**k me, a talking fish!"
Q: Get up for a chair joke!
A: Oh, never mind, you can sit down.
I have a joke about construction.
I'm still working on it.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodge balls.
I would tell you my jokes about pogs, but they would eventually get too boar-ing.
Hi, Larry.
Bye, Larry.
What did the stepdad say to the flower? You're grounded!
What do you call a prehistoric crow? Crow-Magnon.
How did the skeleton win the girl? He was humerus.
Myself.
Why aren't dogs known as carrots? Because they aren't.
Biggest lie ever told: it was the cat.
He: I'm Nike, and you're McDonalds.
She: Why?
He: 'Cause I'm doing it, and you're loving it. :)
I like my marriages like I like my whiskey: on the rocks.
If you want to punch someone, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
