Short jokes
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blow job!
When does a cub become a Boy Scout?
When he eats his first brownie.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
I drove my new rainbow-colored car today. For some reason, it wouldn't go straight.
What has 4 wheels, no wings, and flies?
A dead cripple.
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What would Bill Cosby be if he was white?
Innocent.
I wanted to tell a joke about Jonestown.
But the punch line is too long.
My biology teacher told us "get out nice and sharp colored pencils." Does she mean as sharp as in the blades I use to cut myself?
Welcome to Dave’s orphanage. You make it, we take it.
I wrote a book called "Endless Love."
It’s about a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller.
Why shouldn't you make fun of burn victims?
Because they've already been roasted!
People ask me, "Are you an organ donor?"
"Yeah, over my dead body!"
Notice on a shoe repair shop: I’ll heel you, I’ll save your sole, I’ll even gladly dye for you.
The show COPS has been dropped from broadcast,
honoring the longstanding tradition of police turning off their cameras.
What do alcoholics and gas prices have in common?
They both get really high.
How do cats masturbate? They lick they pussy.
Does a midget count as an orphan?
What's the natural cure to an old man's inability to forgive people?
Alzheimer's.
I dare you to smile like a donut. Did you do it?