Short jokes

I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.

Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider.

My mom told me to unplug all the electronics, so I unplugged my grandma's life support.

Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?

"Lonely."

Hey Gwen, how are you? I'm a girl, btw...;)

Sign in sheet!

I lick poo for a living... You?

This picture is for bras! Comment or not and go to each one and comment! And go!

My dad went to school saying dad jokes. I was embarrassed and I cried with a-dult cry.

A few days ago, I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet, and he sent me a large goat with a long neck. Turns out I phoned Dial-a-Llama.

I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed to my friend who had an overdose of LSD.

I see a dreamer.

It's tricky when you're both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship, but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.

Someone complimented me on my driving last week. They left a note saying, "Parking Fine!"

I have the best joke:

"You."

A Chelsea fan called Timo Werner on his phone to encourage him during his bad form. Timo Werner still missed all the calls.

Red sky at night, shepherd's delight.

Blue sky at night, day.

Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.

Guys, put more comments in.

We are so close to beating the world record for most comments on this website, and the record is 171.

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets JALAPEÑO BUSINESS!

Why is Mercury filled with Beryllium, Gold, and Titanium?

Mercury is Be-Au-Ti-Full!