I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.
Short Jokes
If you were a room in my house, I’d make you the basement.
So I could put kids inside you.
I thought a waitress said to me, "You're good looking." In fact, she was asking if I'd like some pudding.
How do cats masturbate? They lick they pussy.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.
I dare you to smile like a donut. Did you do it?
Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?
'Cause they only had 4 trucks.
What is the easiest way to get into a busy hospital? Try to commit suicide.
(YES I KNOW I SPELLED SCUCIDE WRONG)
Your cut [is] so broke, even Bob the Builder can't fix it.
My friend is an amazing hacker. He cut down 23 trees already.
I used to hate foot fungus, but now it's growing on me.
I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.
Why are blind people bad at catching things? Because they never see it coming.
Teddy’s got a man in his Fanny.
I looked so deep in the dark web, I started to see Tyrone.
What do u call a Muslim praying: Allahu akbar.
Q: Who is Tracy Latimer's least favorite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
What’s the difference between a Catholic and a rabbit?
One has kids to protect from predators, and the other has kids for predators.
Ur hairline is like a Fortnite map at the start of a new season waiting to be identified.
Repeat after me: Die angle; die angle; sweetie. Angels don't die! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
