Short jokes
What is the biggest candy in the world?
Candy Borobudur.
Nnnbgfdddddrr.
What do you call Flapple asleep? A Napple.
What do bubbles get when they’re sick?
The suds.
What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?
A hipster!
Your mom: Your plate is full, that's enough food on your plate.
Me: My plate is not full, I still see the white of the plate.
911 help. Hello?
Never mind, forget it. You're so stupid 😡😡😡😡😏
Ice cream is just like I scream.
Pen15
What did the skeleton play when he joined the band?
A tromBONE.
TDS - Too Damn Slow!
TDS? More like STDs.
Hey Autocorrect- STOP TAMPERING WITH MY CURSE WORDS YOU MOTHERDUCKING FORKLIFT!
More jokes.
A joke.
What comes next in the pattern: ottffs?
Q: How heavy is a photon?
A: It's light!
Idiot 1: Why are cows good in math?
Idiot 2: I don't know why.
Idiot 1: Because they have built-in cowculators!
Which legendary Dutch wanderer slept for twenty years, except when he got up to pee?
Rip Van Tinkle.
I have no puns because I don't play soccer.