Short jokes
Why can't you say hi to a drug addict?
They'll say "yea."
I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there were too many steps to it.
I told my friend you should definitely quit smoking, but he could not find me because he was already up in flames.
I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.
George Floyd is the fresh prince of no air.
Bob is Johnny, ahgaaghahahahaha!
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?
What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?
They are both off the map.
What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.
Why is being alive so expensive? I'm not even having a good time.
I would invite you to play baseball, but there's no home for you to run to.
You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.
When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...
My dad said he'd get the milk, but he forgot I was in his car.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.
"Confucius say, man who has mosquito on balls truly understands nonviolence."
The extra detention didn't do much, but the extra chromosome definitely did.
Why couldn't the surfer hang 10?
Because he forgot his feats!
Q: Why is it good being an orphan?
A: Because the family sized bag is all there's.
When I got to school, they gave me an Acer laptop, so I went up to the teacher and aced her.