Short jokes
What did the pirate say to Argon?
Ar!
Tenzin is a sublime charlatan.
- Harib 2019
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
You sound like an owl.
What's worse than 5 babies in a dumpster?
5 dumpsters in a baby.
Why is helium so expensive? It is due to inflation.
What do you call Holly and Elenji?
A couple.
Why are graveyards so popular? Because people are always dying to get into them.
4chan
Mr. Bunler.
What did the melon say to the avocado when he proposed?
Can't elope.
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.
What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute?
Your job still sucks!
Did you know Kurt had dandruff?
Found his head and shoulders behind the couch.
What do you call a disabled person that has no legs and likes being alone?
Leaving, walking.
I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”
You suck harder than a vacuum ever will :)
Basketballs are bigger than end.
How do you starve a hippie? You hide its welfare check under the soap.
I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.
So things are just too tiring to sort out... like which adoption center you should send your son to?