Short jokes
I want a series too, that will be SANS-tastic!
I got evicted from the hospital today for telling all the patients to stay positive!
What a negative effect!
I love jumping off cliffs.
Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?
His arse.
I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”
Your mother is responsible for all the train drivers that are never ever late. She taught them all to pull out on time.
You suck harder than a vacuum ever will :)
Basketballs are bigger than end.
If your baby can unhook your bra, is it time to stop breastfeeding?
My friend playing truth or dare asked me: "Dare".
My friends: "I dare you to go home."
I want some cheeseburgers just to eat. I'm talkin' ketchup. My n***a mustard on that BEAT!
Yo body so plastic that a turtle could choke on your peeled skin!
What's the difference between a blowjob and cough syrup?
They can both give you relief and make you gag at the same time.
What is the most favorite coffee brand of feminists? Taster's Choice!
True fact: School shooters aren’t dangerous to you if you're the school shooter.
What’s 23 times 2?
A potato.
Yep, if someone says to you, "I can't roast trash," say, "Well, some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother!"
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off!
What did the South Tower ask the North Tower?