I like my dynamite like I like my woman: hot and ready to explode.
Short Jokes
What do you call a creepy flower? A Pedel-File!
Stormtrooper: What happened with your garden?
Palpatine: Grew it.
Did you hear about the man who backed into a meat grinder?
I guess you could say... he was a little behind on his work.
Why though?
Guys, there is no need to worry about anti-vaxxers. The more there are, the less there are.
Why aren't dogs good at dancing? Cuz they have 2 left feet!
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyy!
I like plants, but then I decided to turn over a new leaf and branch out.
Me: I finished a book with 100 pages.
Someone else: How was it?
Me: It's a long story.
dfg.
What cereal do I eat?
Captain Bolts.
What do you call a chair?
I don't know. What?
Oh, hi, Chairity!
*Ring Ring!*
Who’s there?
Soldier!
Soldier who?
You’ve soldier house! Congrats!
waHt
ICH BIN GOTT.
A man walks into a bar. The corrections officer says, "Usually we open the cell before you go in, now stop bleeding on my floor!"
Tenzin is a sublime charlatan.
- Harib 2019
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
You sound like an owl.
What's worse than 5 babies in a dumpster?
5 dumpsters in a baby.
Do chiropractors have to pay back taxes?
Only when they file jointly.
