Short jokes
What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.
What's the difference between an orgy and mass suicide?
When exactly my cult members drink the Kool-Aid.
What's the difference between a Baptist and a rapist? The priests.
We don't joke about orphans unless they have family. Then we assassinate the family.
Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"
No one wants him, not even the bees.
What do you call an orphan that has a brother? The second one without one.
Kid 123, how's downline Orphan what? Home! 😂😂😂😂😂 Sorry.
"Imagine being an orphan, could never be me," I say. For some reason, everyone started crying, then I walked out of Dave's orphanage.
Why were her hands purple?
She heard it through the grapevine.
Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!
Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."
When you're watching "Gnomeo and Juliet 2" and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt.
Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?
What do you call a terrible bus company?
Stagecoach Highlands.
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.
What do you call gay parents?
Poly.
How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."
POV: You are 7 years old and you find a stick. SWORD.
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?