Short jokes
Megamind.
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!
Why did orphans play Poppy Playtime?
To get a family.
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
Your mom is so overweight that she broke the stairway to heaven.
Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.
For Charlie D'Amelio fans, my basement is your home now. Leave a like if you agree with me.
I'll start: Monokuma.
Chicken on a stick with a macaroni tick.
Your hairline reminds me of a car taking a U-turn.
POV: You accidentally get H in your IV drip.
Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.
Deals is bully, right? Denise, like a bully type of rock, is a piggy.
My teacher says no phones allowed. I say my phone is allowed because I’m nobody, Dania.
Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?
A: Covid.
Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school, but people can't wear hats? WTF school!
Did you know that chips taste like the baked potato in things called bags of chips?
Yo, if Russia comes to the USA, just know their reboot cards don't expire.
Anakin Skywalker: I don't like sand.
*also him*
Anakin Skywalker: I lived on sand.
It’s sad how my friend was struck from the medical register for sleeping with a patient.
He was a great vet.