Repeat after me: Die angle; die angle; sweetie. Angels don't die! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Short Jokes
Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America?
Once again, they don't fall for the trick!
I didn't break my back in the accident, thankfully.
But I can break yours today, hopefully.
What do you call an Indian in a shower?
A cleaner.
I know a lot of people hate tapeworms, but they will always have a special place in my heart.
What’s the difference between milk and the air?
At least the air will always be there for me.
I was walking with my black best friend, and he was meeting my parents, and after I got there, they said, "Who's this?" I said, "Well, I own him."
Five more days.
Cool people: I can do anything.
Normal people: I can do nothing.
"Nun" means no one likes them. Just take off that dumb hood!
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?
Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.
What happened to people in Hiroshima and Nagasaki? They swapped races.
POV: You go to Asian prison.
You get served extra rice.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger-gun👉👌
Three boys are in the 4th grade; one is black, one is white, and the other is Hispanic. Who has the biggest penis?
The black one... he's 13!
Hey Siri, skip to Friday!
Why did the T-Rex not clap when you won a prize?
Because it's dead.
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.
How did a man know his wife died?
Dishis start piling up.
