Short jokes
"A foolish man is lactose intolerant. A wise man simply tolerates it."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
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Are you a builder, because you give me an erection.
Your mum so fat, she broke the stairs down to the fridge.
Putting WiFi in the morgue to enable live streaming.
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.
My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
Why is jelly laughing a lot?
Because his friend goes nuts!
What’s the best part of fucking Noor’s vulva (btw Noor is black)? If my dick is right beside Mara’s vulva (btw Mara’s white and so am I).
Hey, you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you really know how to raise a cock!
Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?
They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.
Where would the next Formula race happen?
Answer: On your flat chest.
I saw a man. I saw another man. And I saw another. Where am I? Comment below.
I never make that type of joke. They always seem to crash and burn.
Why do emo kids hate high fives?
They’re always left hanging.
You know what’s traumatizing?
Your mom breastfeeding in front of you.
Help!
You are like a software update. Whenever I see you, I immediately think, "Not now."
Your hairline recedes so far back that it defends your forehead.
Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.
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