Short jokes
Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.
What grade is the worst, like if in elementary?
Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.
Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!
Why is the orphan sad for dinner?
He has no one to eat with at the table.
Denki: Did you just... fall over?
Bakugo: Tch, no, I attacked the floor.
Sero: Backwards?
Bakugo: I'm talented.
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
"Among Us," dada.
Why are natives called redskins? Idk, ask the pilgrims 😂
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Any 8 year old: Sus!
Me: Jake, we're at a funeral!
Knock knock. Who's there? Beep boop S.t.e.p.h.e.n beep boop H.a.w.k.i.n.g.
If you look up the word "wheelchair" in a dictionary, you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.
It puts a whole new spin on meals on wheels. No pun intended.
Oh, ate the cheese? Urmom.
No, Stephen Hawking wasn't the first man to walk on the moon.
Anthony Blinken's life sucks, and getting COVID-19 positive is the only positive thing that ever happened in his entire life!
Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.
Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?
A. "Till I Collapse."
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
Run, bestie, run!