Short jokes
I can cry, but I don't have eyes. I can fly, but I don't have wings. Who am I?
A cloud.
You are annoying lolllllllll.
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!
Murueurx.
Why don't chickens and sheep get along?
Because they have beef between them.
Q: If cats have cat babies, dogs have dog babies, and tigers have tiger babies, what do fish have?
A: Eggs.
Who was Goldilocks' best friend?
Goldie.
When someone says you're an orphan, say, "At least I was wanted, unlike you!"
I sat down and wrote a joke.
One day I asked my mom where kids came from. She said the man who went to the milk store.
Five years later, he came back and left again.
Hi.
Hi hi hug hi huh hi hi.
What's the difference between a pizza and a guy you really hate?
One won't scream when you remove their meat.
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
Did you hear about the nasty tuna fish?
He was rotten to the albacore.
Orphans would be upset if they went to FamilyMart.
'Cause they sell oden, not a family.
VVD [is] better than Sergio Ramos.
Who did a barber win a race?
He knew a short cut.
Teacher: Tell me about the history of Tsar Nicholas (blah blah blah).
Student: How should I know, that's his story?
Well, I didn’t get as high as I wanted to, but I’m high enough that if I fall I’d probably break something.
What did the boy say to his brother at chemistry class?
"Hey BrO!"