Short jokes
"Orla Doyle is fit."
Why did the chili blush?
Because it was so hot!
Hi, Larry.
Bye, Larry.
Hi! I love when you walk in and out the door at night. I did not.
What did your mom say last night? "Go harder!"
"Orange, orange, orange."
"Knock, knock."
"Orange."
"Orange you happy I didn't say orange again?"
A can of worms popping up and down inside a lot of people and a girl ate the can of worms: It was her imaginenation.
While I was walking on the road, a cat crossed my road, and 5 min later I found it fell in the gutter.
Mary has a house near a forest. She lives with her bro, and she once asked, "How many trees are there?" Her bro said: "I don't know." She said: "Tree."
Do not tell an orphan family meeting; they wouldn't get it.
Q: What's the similarity between a dog and a bed?
A: I can jump on my bed. A: And I use a pillow on both of them.
Why can't antelopes get married?
Because they can't elope.
What do you think of your mom? I have to go now and tyyyytt.
What do you call Flapple asleep? A Napple.
Mom: I'm going to the shop. If someone is at the door, don't open it.
Me: Ok.
*Ring*
Me: Opens the door.
Oh sh*t!
Mom: Gets flip flop.
Hi.
Hi hi hug hi huh hi hi.
Do you have a halo?
'Cause I can give it to you.
"Is your refiger running?"
"Is your refrigerator running? You better go catch it!"
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
Did you hear about the nasty tuna fish?
He was rotten to the albacore.