Short jokes
A few years ago I had a brush with cancer...
All of the bristles fell out!
Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?
A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.
Your children grew up faster than it took you to leave for the milk.
What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny.
Kylin fucks his sister.
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
Knock, knock.
You suck my iron with you and mommy.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.
That made my father very mad, as we didn’t have a fireplace.
What's that Pokemon that evolves into macargo?
Slugma.
Slugma dick.
Where does a pencil go to vacation? Pennsylvania.
Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.
But she so ugly people are repelled by her.
Maybe you should go on eBay to see if they have a life for sale.
One day, a man visited an orphanage.
Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"
The kid cries even harder.
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er.
Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have?
Because no one forgets it! :)
When's the best day to get the chair? Fry-day.