Short jokes
How do cats masturbate? They lick they pussy.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.
I dare you to smile like a donut. Did you do it?
Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?
'Cause they only had 4 trucks.
What is the easiest way to get into a busy hospital? Try to commit suicide.
(YES I KNOW I SPELLED SCUCIDE WRONG)
Your cut [is] so broke, even Bob the Builder can't fix it.
My friend is an amazing hacker. He cut down 23 trees already.
I used to hate foot fungus, but now it's growing on me.
I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.
Why are blind people bad at catching things? Because they never see it coming.
Teddy’s got a man in his Fanny.
I looked so deep in the dark web, I started to see Tyrone.
What do u call a Muslim praying: Allahu akbar.
Q: Who is Tracy Latimer's least favorite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
What’s the difference between a Catholic and a rabbit?
One has kids to protect from predators, and the other has kids for predators.
Ur hairline is like a Fortnite map at the start of a new season waiting to be identified.
Repeat after me: Die angle; die angle; sweetie. Angels don't die! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America?
Once again, they don't fall for the trick!
I didn't break my back in the accident, thankfully.
But I can break yours today, hopefully.
What do you call an Indian in a shower?
A cleaner.