Short jokes
Why couldn’t the guy make bubbles?
He couldn’t find the right solution.
Me: I finished a book with 100 pages.
Someone else: How was it?
Me: It's a long story.
dfg.
What cereal do I eat?
Captain Bolts.
Try to make a joke, but not about yourself.
Well, I have nothing.
My dog got mad at me for touching his toy. He said, "Get your paws off my toy!"
Why did the steward not receive his passport? Because his face was not valid!
What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodge balls.
I would tell you my jokes about pogs, but they would eventually get too boar-ing.
Knock knock, Who's there? Dad. You came back?
LAMO.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
"Knock knock."
"Come in."
Why do elves go to school?
To learn the elf-abet.
Yeah, she called me "Pledge" because I knocked the dust off it.
I like my marriages like I like my whiskey: on the rocks.
*Ring Ring!*
Who’s there?
Soldier!
Soldier who?
You’ve soldier house! Congrats!
waHt
We’ll be back.
ICH BIN GOTT.
How do you call on a mail man who is carrying rotten fruit?
Come post!