Short jokes
Bro, why are you making an avalanche by that big forehead? No wonder why snow was found on Mars.
I should probably stop making jokes about bulimia. They just leave a bad taste in my mouth.
How do you trick a camel jockey into drinking a bottle of watermelon schnapps?
Pour watermelon seeds into a bottle of watermelon schnapps.
Your hairline goes so back that it’s ingrained in history.
Your forehead is so big, they used it for the Berlin Wall and the USA border.
What do you get when you mix Viagra with spinach?
Strong to the finish.
Nah, did your barber catch a seizure while lining you up?
In the Robocide, Explain Bear is the first to go.
The best and worst part about being bi:
Best: Double the love, double the fun.
Worst: Double the love, double the loneliness.
Why do leftists strive for a literate population?
So people can understand their wall of text memes.
If someone calls you fat, just ignore them. You are bigger than that!
Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that always comes out of your mouth?
What is missing on an orphanage computer? The motherboard.
Why don't orphans like getting lost?
Because if people find them, they ask, "Where are your parents?"
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
But then why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Would you rather have ten babies in one trash can or one baby in ten trash cans?
What’s an orphan’s favorite drink?
Foster’s.
What’s the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One kneels for salvation.
The other kneels with salivation.
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One reads, the other breeds.
What’s one thing that comes up at the worst possible time and ruins your day?
A period.