Short jokes
A bully says, "I get 10x more girls than you" to a gay kid.
Then the gay kid says, "10 X 0 is still 0."
Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
What did Mickey Mouse say to Minnie Mouse: "I don't use condoms; I use my drawbridge."
Yo son so excellent, he gone to a Rubik’s cube competition who competed against his daddy.
How many Sallys does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, she was electrocuted.
When you ask for plastic surgery, they said, "We could not fix you, but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face."
Man, your hairline is so bad it started from the beginning of the month to the end!
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She keeps on running from the ball.
I am awesome, look at me!
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelephant.
God, you’re having a good day?
Me: Yes, beats burning in hell.
All terrorists like starting a new year off with a bang.
What do you call a priest meeting his illegal children?
A holy CUMmunion.
Teach a Scouser to fish and he can eat for a day.
Give him the rod and he will stick it in your letterbox and nick your car keys!
You look too old to be living with your grandma.
In a Kahoot, and you're the Twin Tower terrorist: terrorist kill streak 2,996.
The boys joking be like:
One guy: "Balls!"
All the other guys: "Hahahahaha!"
Asking for a friend, could anyone please tell me how to politely ask a question for a friend?
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"
Chinese always proud of their principle in business.
The fact is only products they copy that go international, except for COVID.