Short jokes
Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.
When the ugliest cat looked at you, then you search up the ugliest thing in the world, you show up.
Doctor: You should stop masturbating.
Me: Doc, I'm almost done.
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.
At least someone who is gay/Carter has someone.
Hey Sandy.
South's losing to Broncos. 😹
You call it death. I call it peace and quiet.
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
Do you know what SAWCON is?
SAWCON deez nuts.
You're built like a double cheeseburger.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What’s the difference between candy and an orphan?
Candy is something everybody wants.
A joker gives Batman a coupon for new parents. It's expired.
What do you call a duck that can fix anything? Duck tape.
Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
This is a short joke! This short joke is long. Nice joke, Mr. Steve.
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
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