Short jokes
What did the policeman shout to the cow running away?
"Get to the ground, beef!"
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because his mom and dad are in every episode!
Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.
Glizzy?
Your mom is as fat as NASA's company.
What fell first, the feather or the depressed kid?
Q: The feather, the depressed kid is still up there.
White Russians, do you mean red, white, blue, and dead White Russians?
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"Candice balls fit up your nose."
What type of bee can't fly...
Answer: Kobeee!
I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.
So I went to my friend's house and he told me to make myself at home, so I kicked him out. I don't like visitors.
Why did the panda cross the road to get to the bamboo house?
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."
Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school, but people can't wear hats? WTF school!
Did you know that chips taste like the baked potato in things called bags of chips?
Anakin Skywalker: I don't like sand.
*also him*
Anakin Skywalker: I lived on sand.
Should cishet people REALLY be watching Ranboo?
What's the difference between me and Elizabeth Afton?
Her dad always comes back.