Short jokes
I stood on the edge of a building and someone yelled, "Do a flip!"..... and I did.
Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?
Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.
Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?
Orphan: About 200 years.
British emo people be like, "Oi, I'm upset."
Hey I have a joke for you.
My life hahah. I wanna die.
If you're waiting for a waiter at a restaurant, aren't you the waiter?
Where do surfers go to school?
Boarding school.
The cure for depression is around the corner... There it is, the train.
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.
How do you end an argument with an emo? Kick the chair.
Why are corners so hot?
They are always 90 degrees.
The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.
Why do orphans live on buses?
They never have a home to stop at.
If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.
What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?
They crash and burn.
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.
Orphan: Can I go outside?
Coworker at orphanage: Go ask your mom.
Orphan: WAWAWAWAWAW
When your mom tells you there's a present in the laundry room,
The present: Laundry.
*gunshot*
Hi! Could I join?
Q: What's 1+1? 2+2? 4+4? 8+8? Name a vegetable.
A: Carrot 🥕