Short jokes
His girls clapped, BTW. 😬
Long hair Danny, the fanny.
Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.
A: What's the difference between a toilet and a washing basin?
B: I don't know.
A: Then I guess your house looks beautiful...
B: ...
What's the same about boxes and children?
They're both found in basements.
What do you call a cow that no one likes? The mooser.
"Orange, orange, orange."
"Knock, knock."
"Orange."
"Orange you happy I didn't say orange again?"
She does not wanna fuck you, and she don’t need you clapping them cheeks.
Hi! I love when you walk in and out the door at night. I did not.
Austin Nash
What did your mom say last night? "Go harder!"
Be grateful:
You're missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.
There is a similarity between my wallet and an onion.
They always make me cry.
What do you think of your mom? I have to go now and tyyyytt.
What do you call a bad piece of wood? Knotty.
What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.
My friend is so short, whenever I dance with her, it’s like dancing with a golf tee.
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
Pork Chopped!
Hah, got 'em (I guess)!
"Look, Ma! I peed in the pool!"
What goes boo in a car with no lips?