Short jokes
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?
A biplane.
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
What words black people can't say? "Thanks for your help, officer."
The definition of the word "Disappointment" means running into a wall with a boner and breaking your nose.
How does a rapper pay for his groceries?
With a SICK FLOW of cash!
What did the rapper say to the computer?
“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW!”
I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
Why did the woman cross the road?
What’s she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?
Judge to the defendant: "Defendant, do you have a criminal record?"
"No."
"Have you always been honest?"
"No, never been caught!"
How do you make the grass cut itself?
Make it depressed.
Humor is like skin; the darker it gets, the less people like it.
What is the difference between an Isis training camp and a school?
Not sure, I just fly the drone.
What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?
Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
Why do gay men hate periods? Because they per Collins.
Why did the rapper start a gardening business?
He had mad ROOTS in the game.
What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing, and then your house will be gone.
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW!
Why are Asians good at math?
Because the dog can’t eat their homework.
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
What’s black and white and red all over?
A crushed nun!
What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?
Slow natives.