Short jokes

Short jokes

Atmosphere

I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!

Woman

Why did the woman cross the road?

What’s she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?

Defendant

Judge to the defendant: "Defendant, do you have a criminal record?"

"No."

"Have you always been honest?"

"No, never been caught!"

Skin

Humor is like skin; the darker it gets, the less people like it.

Difference

What is the difference between an Isis training camp and a school?

Not sure, I just fly the drone.

Difference

What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?

Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.

Girlfriend

What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing, and then your house will be gone.

Math

Why are Asians good at math?

Because the dog can’t eat their homework.

Melania Trump

Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?

Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!

Nun

What’s black and white and red all over?

A crushed nun!

What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?

Slow natives.