Short jokes
What would you like as your last meal?
Fried chicken. Extra crispy.
Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.
Lewandowski is so fast because whoever would think of adding an engine to him is a genius!
I’m going to reenact the ending of Saw (2004), except I won’t stand up and shut the door.
A goose with no beak, and you eat?
Goose beak salad, file! :)
It’s about drive, it’s about power, We stay hungry, we devour, Put in the work, put in hours, And take what’s ours.
A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."
So I replied, "No, it doesn't."
I broke my arm in two places. You know what the doctor told me? Stay out of those places!
Why do orphans air?
It’s invisible just like their parents.
What do you call a hamburger that can talk and walk?
Funny weird walkie hamburger and talkie cute hamburger. Lol.
Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
My son asked for a swimming pool so I got him a ant 🐜🐜🐜 pool.
Why doesn't Newton cut trees in vanilla Minecraft? Because he wants Minecraft to be realistic!
Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.
What is an oven that you don’t own? Nacho oven.
What's the difference between sex and gender?
You can't have gender with your sister.
Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
Because no one misses them.
Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.
What do you call a special needs kid with a motorcycle?
Motor disease.