Short jokes
What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."
For someone to be stealing a bag of gold in Heaven, [they are] a criminal on Earth and [in] Heaven.
What’s black and long?
The Chick-fil-A line.
What did the coal say to the charcoal?
You look pretty coal! 🤣
Q: Why does Pewdiepie prefer knives over guns?
A: Because knives don't have barrels.
I'd make a joke about epilepsy, but the computer started flashing.
Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.
I told her, "Do a wheelie!"
Q: What do you call a gay cowboy?
A: A jolly rancher.
Q: How can you tell if a Western is gay?
A: All the good guys are hung.
One time Uma Thurman was Poison Ivy; she was weird in that, except for her punny jokes.
Dad: Want to go to the park, kid?
Kid: Sure.
Dad: Come on.
Kid: Why are we at the orphanage?
Dad: Go in.
Want a kiss, daddy? Want a blow job?
"Hold my beer, watch this."
I know you came here to feel good about yourself...
I pushed my best friend's chair in class. Now I kinda feel bad that he was in a wheelchair.
"Welcome to the gulag."
Why do people enjoy orphan jokes! Lol... I LOVE IT >:)
I wanted to play Fruit Ninja, but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm!
Your momma's so fat, she had to take a selfie using the Hubble telescope.
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.