Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.
Short Jokes
If you tried to look at your hairline in a mirror, it would shatter into 100,000,000,000 pieces.
Why did the Titanic sink? Because everyone played Simon Says!
Yo papa's wife is so dumb and fat that we had to use yo papa.
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
Did you hear about the TikTok post that offended disabled people? Some didn't reply because the comment section was disabled.
Poultry rape is no joke. It is God's gift to those who want a laugh.
I was in a wheelchair for a few weeks last month.
I went through a super traumatic experience, and I *wheely* hope I made a good *roll* model!
You are so white even Nippon Paint tried to sign you!
I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.
POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.
What do you call a donkey and a potato?
Assround
"Officer, don’t arrest me, she said she was 5 in dog years!"
What is the name of Hellen Keller's dog?
NYAHHH NYAHH NYUUUU NYAAHHHAADUUDU!
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
What do you call a shadow?
Tyrone, don’t be a coon!
What's the fastest way to stop an argument between a bunch of deaf people?
Just switch off the lights.
How do you get a koala to die? Kill it.
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
In a lesbian relationship, which feminazi cooks?
None, both carpet munchers eat out.
