Short jokes
The secrets of life.
Mac & Cheese.
I jump and jump if you put bread in me too many times. What am I? A toaster.
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
Me: Mom, can I have some makeup?
Mom: No. You are beautiful just the way you are.
Me: So that’s why you wear makeup?
I got a sister.
That was a big mistake.
Why are Christmas trees banned at the mental hospital?
They would hang themselves like ornaments.
"Batteries, batteries, who the batteries in your remotes and everything else you got in your house is turned upside down?"
Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.
For any bag of chips, it's considered family size.
Glizzy?
Your mom is as fat as NASA's company.
What are chocolate's preferred gender pronouns?
Her-she.
What fell first, the feather or the depressed kid?
Q: The feather, the depressed kid is still up there.
What do you call a bad player? A noob.
Yo hairline so bad when people see it, they turn to stone.
Why did the orphan cry? Because he was an orphan and he watched his parents die.
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
Floor on the road?
White Russians, do you mean red, white, blue, and dead White Russians?