Short jokes
You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.
Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?
It is a known fact that you cannot say “harassment” without “her ass.”
I guess you could say, “harassment something.”
Unbelievable! When doctors touch my body, it’s alright, but if I do the same to some lady, apparently it’s "harassment!"
Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.
Yo, if Russia comes to the USA, just know their reboot cards don't expire.
It’s sad how my friend was struck from the medical register for sleeping with a patient.
He was a great vet.
Some guy interviewed me and asked how it felt to kill thousands of people. I replied, “I don’t know. I’ve only killed communists.”
Papaumamaumau papaumaumamau.
A man is depressed and he sighs. A bully says, "Stop sighing, you sound like some guys having a threesome!"
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both love naughty souls.
What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?
It'll be udder renovation!
How do you ride two bikes at once?
You ride them in tandem!
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
Takis.
Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.
Milk makes you tall, right?
Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?
Which dinosaurs masturbated the most? Triceratops, they were the horniest!
If you're taking notes in history class, aren't you just rewriting history?
Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!