Short jokes
What do you call an Italian dog?
A labra-noodle.
The doe comes out of the woods, shakes herself, and says,
"I can't believe I did that for 2 bucks!"
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
A man with a drum.
"Well, tell him to beat it!"
Ice cream is just like I scream.
Believe in unicorns, and they'll believe in you!
Pen15
What did the skeleton play when he joined the band?
A tromBONE.
Which legendary Dutch wanderer slept for twenty years, except when he got up to pee?
Rip Van Tinkle.
I have no puns because I don't play soccer.
TDS - Too Damn Slow!
TDS? More like STDs.
More jokes.
Idiot 1: Why are cows good in math?
Idiot 2: I don't know why.
Idiot 1: Because they have built-in cowculators!
What did the stop sign say to the street sign when he couldn't read a map?
"Can you give me some pointers?"
Did you hear about the man who backed into a meat grinder?
I guess you could say... he was a little behind on his work.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use, you wouldn't get it.
Who are voting for this election? I'm voting for Tricity, so vote for Tricity. Electricity!
Why though?
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor!"
Why did the Texas cow own its own dachshund?
The cowboy told it to "get along little doggie."