Short jokes
Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.
Take a step back... just like your hairline did.
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.
My teacher called me beautiful. I hate when she lies.
Mary: If you born pikin (child) inside shop, wetin you go call that pikin (child)?
Mike: The pikin (child) go bear Bishop.
Why don’t I shut myself all the time?
I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
Are you acid, cause I want to throw [you] at my face?
My grandpa said this generation relies too much on tech, so I unplugged his life support.
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
Did you leave your hairline at the airplane, because it's going up?
The first ever joke:
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning?
I will be back on tomorrow at 5pm CST.
Steven Hawking was so excited for Christmas till he realized he got socks.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
You're so ugly your hairline ran away!
Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.
Titanic is more bent than a hairline.