Short jokes
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
Because no one misses them.
Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.
Why did Uranus say gross? Because he saw Uranus.
Me: You have terrible jokes.
Mum: Shows me a mirror.
You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!
Long live the quee—Oh wait...
There’s a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.
She said she was cheating. I put anti-freeze in her drink.
I was riding my bike when I saw a man's head in the wheel. It was mine.
A special quote: “No, Mackenzie! You're the savage beast!”
Yo hairline caused corruption.
Why does Sonic wear gloves? Because his hands are cold.
What does Sonic wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo.
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches in the World War.
For my birthday on September 11th this year, I just want a plane, but delicious, chocolate cake.
You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.
I only have a few friends, like if you relate.
Based on a true story.
If you're pro-life, I hope you get hit by a bus today!
Can I pin your corpse to a tree?