Short jokes
Why can't orphans fail a test?
Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.
Why do orphans have no sense of humor?
I guess they've never heard a dad joke.
Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.
Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?
Because they return eventually.
What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny.
Yo hairline so large, you could land a fighter jet on it.
Knock, knock.
You suck my iron with you and mommy.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
Why did the pumpkin man not go to the party? He had his hand stuck in a treasure chest.
Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you!
Who even needs white jokes?
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
I will be back on tomorrow at 5pm CST.
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
Royal rebel and push so back, they ever marble say that drink pushback.
Why is emo grass better than normal grass?
Emo grass is gonna cut themself.
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