Short jokes
What is an orphan's dream?
To get on top of the wanted list! 🤣
What is hard to find but easy to make?
An orphan.
What game console do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!
What do phones and orphans have in common?
They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)
Line (DYM 105)
Little Mickel was on a tree.
He fell down and hurt his knee.
He sat down and started to cry, and from there, he would never lie.
I like mangoes.
Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.
What fell first, the feather or the depressed kid?
Q: The feather, the depressed kid is still up there.
What do you call a bad player? A noob.
Yo hairline so bad when people see it, they turn to stone.
Why don't you take emo skydiving?
They cut the rope.
White Russians, do you mean red, white, blue, and dead White Russians?
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"Candice balls fit up your nose."
You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.
What type of bee can't fly...
Answer: Kobeee!
I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.
So I went to my friend's house and he told me to make myself at home, so I kicked him out. I don't like visitors.
Why did the panda cross the road to get to the bamboo house?