Short jokes
Why can't you get water in the North Pole?
Because there is no well.
Your head is so big, it looks like traffic is able to fit on it!
Could a staff member of this site please block Kimberly Jones?
Bro, please block Kimberly Jones. She keeps trying to scam people.
What did the lady say when she sat on Pinocchio's face:
"Tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth!"
Hello ppls, I'm lilkitten ig.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. “Leaf” who? Leaf my house, or else you will regret it. You don’t live here, you dumb idiot! ?!
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
Should I kill the main character's best friends in my book? It's an autobiography.
I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul.
Nobody got it.
What age is served for breakfast?
I was riding my bike when I saw a man's head in the wheel. It was mine.
What were the webs?
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
A special quote: “No, Mackenzie! You're the savage beast!”
A special quote: “I was gonna slap that girl into tomorrow!”
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
What does Sonic wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo.
Where did George go?
Washington, D.C.
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."