Short jokes

Short jokes

Orphan

What do phones and orphans have in common?

They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)

Tree

Little Mickel was on a tree.

He fell down and hurt his knee.

He sat down and started to cry, and from there, he would never lie.

Dad

Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.

Kid

What fell first, the feather or the depressed kid?

Q: The feather, the depressed kid is still up there.

Color

White Russians, do you mean red, white, blue, and dead White Russians?

Rapper

You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.

Twin Towers

I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.

Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.

House

So I went to my friend's house and he told me to make myself at home, so I kicked him out. I don't like visitors.