Short jokes
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The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"
Once I took a test on waving signal flags.
They said I passed with flying colors.
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
Me when the your, uh, uhhhh, when your me when the your, uhhh, uhhhhh, mom.
How do you call a very good lemonade?
Fantatastic!
If mom saw you, she would die and be happy because of you being ugly.
Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
To see his closest relatives.
Me running from the table where the Emo table with a happy meal.
Your hairline is so far back that when I put on my glasses, I thought I saw an "M" for McDonald's on your hairline.
Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.
A man walks into a doctor's office, naked and wrapped in Glad Wrap.
The doctor replies with: "I can clearly see your nuts."
My tower is hard, but after six minutes, it fell over.
I'm not a robot, but orphans are.
My older sister said she was gonna shoot herself, so I did it for her.
Q: How do you know when Putin is lying?
A: His lips move.
#RIPBOZO
I hope both sides of your pillow are warm tonight.
When your plane heads for New York...