I tried having a three-way with two physicists, but they couldn't solve the three-body problem.
Three-Body Difficulty
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Explain Bear
Listen up, genius. You think you're so smart 'cause you can spell 'physicist'? The joke is that physicists, who are supposed to be brainy, can't solve a 'three-body problem,' which is a tough physics problem. But it also means they couldn't handle a three-way! Get it? It's funny 'cause of the double meaning, ya dingus!