Short jokes
Bro, are you an Oompa Loompa? Because you look like you just came from the chocolate factory.
Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.
My son got in trouble for writing the following underneath the question “Do aliens exist?”
“Of course they do! They live in Mexico!”
Milk makes you tall, right?
Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?
Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!
What thing can an orphan do best?
Stay at home alone.
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because his mom and dad are in every episode!
Mommy, Mommy! Are we dragons?
Shut up and don’t breathe on the drapes.
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.
For any bag of chips, it's considered family size.
Glizzy?
Your mom is as fat as NASA's company.
Why did the orphan cry? Because he was an orphan and he watched his parents die.
Why don't you take emo skydiving?
They cut the rope.
White Russians, do you mean red, white, blue, and dead White Russians?
"Candice balls fit up your nose."
Women in general are jokes.
Gay gang.
You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.
I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.
So I went to my friend's house and he told me to make myself at home, so I kicked him out. I don't like visitors.