Short jokes
Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!
(Kids Doing A Science Project.) Kid 1: Did you bring Uranus?
Kid 2: Never leave home without it.
I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.
Jokes are like food.
Not everyone gets it.
What is a gorilla's favorite cookie?
It's chocolate chimp.
How did Gertie Gorilla make the Playboy magazine?
She was ape-ril!
What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird.
Gallons (DYM 113).
Hana?
What did George Washington Carver have anything to do with gorillas? It's a little possible, ya dummy!
Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
Why is a brick always hard? Because he seen the brick that was getting laid right next to him.
Your daddy's so fat, he tripped over a rock. He thought it was a chip.
I bullied a kid in a wheelchair. I told him to stand up for himself.
Me and the boys are cool.
Why does nobody know that an Octane is a Fennec in disguise?
They have the same hitbox.
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
Question: Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed?
Answer: Because he can't sleep in his race car bed...
What's the one thing that you don't have but celebrities do?
Lots of fans.
"Ow! You hit the spot!"