Short jokes
Hey, this is to orphans:
"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"
Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.
Hi my sweet friends! This is for everyone who needs help right now :)
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your Boyfriend.
Your Boyfriend who?
Your Boyfriend who doesn’t love you! Bye!
Twitch & YouTube revenue. Haha funny joke, eheh!
What did the acorn say when it grew up?
Geometry.
(Geometry= "Gee, I'm a tree!")
Why was the train late?
It kept getting sidetracked.
What's the difference between your mom and a troll?
Nothing, they both look the same.
Anyone got any new jokes? I ran through all the pages already.
On this website, I just searched up "My jokes". In response, it said, "No jokes found." Wth.
My ex was so full of shit, she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.
Why did Naruto run fast?
Because he tried to get away from himself.
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?
Answer: Your right elbow.
What do you call a burned Mexican? A fried torteya.
freshfry, we need to talk now...
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Moas didn't even know that existed!
I am deciding to do songs on this app... so I am a type songs. If you want a specific song typed I will type just comment!
Why did the kid throw the clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly.
What is hard to find but easy to make?
An orphan.