Short jokes
I am awesome, look at me!
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelephant.
I asked the Titanic an icebreaker question.
It couldn't answer.
I put the fun in funeral.
I bribbled a kid and he was bribbled hem so hard that his balls came off.
My Mrs is going to hit the roof when she realizes I've replaced the bed with a trampoline!
In a Kahoot, and you're the Twin Tower terrorist: terrorist kill streak 2,996.
Asking for a friend, could anyone please tell me how to politely ask a question for a friend?
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"
Chinese always proud of their principle in business.
The fact is only products they copy that go international, except for COVID.
I photo bombed someone's selfie, and then they yelled, "Why would you do that? I was trying to take a family photo!"
Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.
Why can't you get water in the North Pole?
Because there is no well.
Your head is so big, it looks like traffic is able to fit on it!
Could a staff member of this site please block Kimberly Jones?
idkl
Why are 10-pin bowlers always in pain?
Because their balls have holes in them.
Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.
I drip when you take me in the mouth, what am I? Ice cream.
Allah akbar.