Short jokes
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020?
Because they had a fight, and 2021.
Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.
What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common?
They both enjoy digging up the past.
If at first you don't succeed, blame it on the patriarchy.
What’s the difference between a gun and liberals?
Guns only have one trigger.
What did the man say in the morning after beating up his wife?
"I woke up Chris Breezy."
What comes after 69?
Period.
What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
I wonder if Kobe Bryant enjoyed his last flight.
Do you think John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head because his wife said he was close-minded?
Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?
A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.
Why did the weatherman’s cheeks turn pink?
He saw the climate change.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
Why is hand holding a couple thing? Because they touch each other's genitals anyway.
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing, and then your house will be gone.
How do non-binary people kill people?
They slash them.
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW!