Short jokes
Titanic is more bent than a hairline.
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
All these jokes are all plane.
Depresso Exspresso let's be friends, please.
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
What does Godzilla eat for dinner?
The dinner.
The emo kid's mom went to jail because the kid was hung.
An emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry, and he says to his clothes, "I wish I were you!"
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
"Ring Ring! Hi, I've been needing to call you. Your hairline has been found by Dora after 25 years!"
What’s an orphan's high school nickname?
Lone stone.
Harry Kane and Hitler are similar; they both did nazi them losing.
Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"
Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?
A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.
Your children grew up faster than it took you to leave for the milk.