Short jokes
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?
Unbelievable! When doctors touch my body, it’s alright, but if I do the same to some lady, apparently it’s "harassment!"
Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.
"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."
Did you know that chips taste like the baked potato in things called bags of chips?
Yo, if Russia comes to the USA, just know their reboot cards don't expire.
Anakin Skywalker: I don't like sand.
*also him*
Anakin Skywalker: I lived on sand.
Some guy interviewed me and asked how it felt to kill thousands of people. I replied, “I don’t know. I’ve only killed communists.”
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
If I was God, my parents would be anesthetists.
I don't need a girlfriend, 'cause I got my cousin, bro.
Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
What's America's best class?
Gun 101.
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
What do a brand new house, me, and new jewelry box have in common?
We're all empty on the inside.
Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?
'Cause they just wash up onshore.
Yo momma is so ugly, she gets rejected by dead people.