Short jokes
911 help. Hello?
Never mind, forget it. You're so stupid 😡😡😡😡😏
"Orange, orange, orange."
"Knock, knock."
"Orange."
"Orange you happy I didn't say orange again?"
Why did the dog want a kiss? Because he can see his knees.
What do you think of your mom? I have to go now and tyyyytt.
What do you call Flapple asleep? A Napple.
Just got a new internet connected toaster. It wouldn't work until I enabled pop-ups!
She does not wanna fuck you, and she don’t need you clapping them cheeks.
A can of worms popping up and down inside a lot of people and a girl ate the can of worms: It was her imaginenation.
While I was walking on the road, a cat crossed my road, and 5 min later I found it fell in the gutter.
Mary has a house near a forest. She lives with her bro, and she once asked, "How many trees are there?" Her bro said: "I don't know." She said: "Tree."
Do not tell an orphan family meeting; they wouldn't get it.
Q: What's the similarity between a dog and a bed?
A: I can jump on my bed. A: And I use a pillow on both of them.
Why can't antelopes get married?
Because they can't elope.
What is the biggest candy in the world?
Candy Borobudur.
What did your mom say last night? "Go harder!"
What do bubbles get when they’re sick?
The suds.
What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?
A hipster!
Your mom: Your plate is full, that's enough food on your plate.
Me: My plate is not full, I still see the white of the plate.
What do you call a cow that no one likes? The mooser.
"Scoop pa tun manaa?"