Short jokes
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
Say this to your significant other (or your weird friends!)
Are you an unsafe staircase? 'Cause you look like you could use a railing.
Why was the emo jealous of the orange?
It came precut.
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
Jacob likes fucking me and my mom.
Tired of having to cut your grass? Dye it blue, and it will die itself.
Your dad went to get the milk, but he was actually trying to find his father. He wasn't there.
I was going to post a Kobe Briant joke, but the site crashed.
Now I know what my priest meant by the second coming!
What's the difference between 911 and the stock market in the 1930's?
Nothing, they both crashed.
If you were to drop an emo and a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo is always hanging.
Thank God I went on the tenth.
I ran into a kid today. Now I'm in jail and I lost my driver's license.
Kid 123, how's downline Orphan what? Home! 😂😂😂😂😂 Sorry.
"Imagine being an orphan, could never be me," I say. For some reason, everyone started crying, then I walked out of Dave's orphanage.
Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!
Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."
When you're watching "Gnomeo and Juliet 2" and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt.
Bring out your weapons, people.
It's bullying time.