Short jokes
The emo kid's mom went to jail because the kid was hung.
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
Harry Kane and Hitler are similar; they both did nazi them losing.
Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?
A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.
Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?
Because they return eventually.
Your children grew up faster than it took you to leave for the milk.
What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?
"Last night I had a meme."
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.
Yo hairline so large, you could land a fighter jet on it.
Kylin fucks his sister.
"Kylin milks me all day like I'm a cow."
Your hairline was playing Sorry!
Pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces.
Knock, knock.
You suck my iron with you and mommy.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
When you fall asleep on the couch and wake up in your bed.
But you know you live alone.
What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing?
Your hairline.
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"