Short jokes
Why is the orphan sad for dinner?
He has no one to eat with at the table.
Denki: Did you just... fall over?
Bakugo: Tch, no, I attacked the floor.
Sero: Backwards?
Bakugo: I'm talented.
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
We gate.
"Among Us," dada.
I was in math class when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me, "You're gonna get an F this time." So I went back home, and f**k my teacher.
Why do the brakes keep squealing?
Because the driver hit it too hard.
I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?
Parent signature: _________
What relationship status fits an orphan?
Single.
Megamind.
What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost? He said, "Oh my God, it's me dead parrot!"
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!
Why did orphans play Poppy Playtime?
To get a family.
Your mom is so overweight that she broke the stairway to heaven.
Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.
For Charlie D'Amelio fans, my basement is your home now. Leave a like if you agree with me.
I'll start: Monokuma.
POV: Your mum is a bomber.
What do a 100-year-old pornstar and The White Stripes have in common? Icky Thump!
What should I sell my dragon for?
Dragon these balls across yo face!