"Love is a good thing, never be embarrassed by it."
Short Jokes
You know what I said to the chair? "Sit!" But it didn't move. Hahaha!
I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said, "I'm gonna call your parents!"
I said, "Let me know when you find them." <3
Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?
Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.
Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!
Two friends fighting.
Friend 3: "Cut it out, you two!"
Friend 4: "It wouldn't help if they cut it out... Believe me... I've tried..."
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.
Mohe?
Did you know China wanted to send a dog to space?
They didn't because they ate it.
What's the difference between a Baptist and a rapist? The priests.
Why were her hands purple?
She heard it through the grapevine.
All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.
What do you call a terrible bus company?
Stagecoach Highlands.
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
You and your sister always get into a fight and she says, "I don't care." Then you say right away, "About you!"
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn’t want her, why would I?
What did Santa give the mute, blind, quadriplegic orphan at Christmas?
Chlamydia.
I came on for an orphan joke.
Then I realized they are a joke.
JFK tried meditating. He told everyone he is very open-minded.
