Short jokes

Short jokes

Orphan

Why is the orphan sad for dinner?

He has no one to eat with at the table.

Floor

Denki: Did you just... fall over?

Bakugo: Tch, no, I attacked the floor.

Sero: Backwards?

Bakugo: I'm talented.

Difference

What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?

Nothing, they are both just memories.

Teacher

I was in math class when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me, "You're gonna get an F this time." So I went back home, and f**k my teacher.

Brake

Why do the brakes keep squealing?

Because the driver hit it too hard.

Orphan

I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?

Parent signature: _________

Pirate

What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost? He said, "Oh my God, it's me dead parrot!"

Poker

Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?

Because she always gets a Royal flush!

Mom

Your mom is so overweight that she broke the stairway to heaven.

Orphan

Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.

Basement

For Charlie D'Amelio fans, my basement is your home now. Leave a like if you agree with me.

Pornstar

What do a 100-year-old pornstar and The White Stripes have in common? Icky Thump!