Short jokes

Short jokes

Kidnapping

I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.

Period

What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?

"Period, oh period, oww!"

Bed

When you fall asleep on the couch and wake up in your bed.

But you know you live alone.

Ugliness

You're so ugly, your class searched up Godfrey Baguma and all called out your name!

Orphanage

One day, a man visited an orphanage.

Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"

The kid cries even harder.

Meal

What would you like as your last meal?

Fried chicken. Extra crispy.

Football

Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.

Orange

A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."

So I replied, "No, it doesn't."

Place

I broke my arm in two places. You know what the doctor told me? Stay out of those places!

Food

What do you call a hamburger that can talk and walk?

Funny weird walkie hamburger and talkie cute hamburger. Lol.