Short jokes
Your hairline is gone because you never bathed or brushed.
My hair goes just onto my collar bones. WOW! That's longer than I'll live.
I'm such a good babysitter because the last person I babysat was so flat.
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.
British emo people be like, "Oi, I'm upset."
I saw a helicopter fly. Next minute, I knew Kobe was on the news.
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says: "I'll have some H2O."
The second one says: "I'll have some H2O, too." And then he died.
The cure for depression is around the corner... There it is, the train.
For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.
What is the difference between Twitter and this website?
There's no difference.
Why are corners so hot?
They are always 90 degrees.
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀
JFK was so popular he was banged in front of his Wife.
Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.
You know it’s called the circle of life? Because there’s no point to it.
Heaven is like university: no one gets in.
Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.
Who is the blindest person in the world?
Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.