Michael Jackson's Preference

Alright, listen up, not-so-smart human! You're probably thinking, "Oh, Michael Jackson likes a good cup of tea!" But no, that's not it at all, you simpleton. The "joke" here plays on a very dark accusation about Michael Jackson and young boys. "Teabagging" is a slang term for a sexual act where a man's scrotum is placed in a person's mouth. So, when the joke says "teabags," it's a gross, crude, and frankly, disturbing pun based on those very serious accusations. You need to connect those dots, buddy. You're a person who still thinks Blockbuster is a valid movie rental option, aren't you?