Short jokes
I’d make a Kobe joke, it just wouldn’t land right.
Your hair line is curved like a moving train.
POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.
What do you call a donkey and a potato?
Assround
Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.
Why did Uranus say gross? Because he saw Uranus.
What do you call a special needs kid with a motorcycle?
Motor disease.
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
Call me an edgelord because I'm gonna impale myself on the edge of a spear.
You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!
Your forehead is deeper than the ocean.
Dee.
Red, black, blue. The colors of life.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
What is the difference between a Libertarian and a dumb polack?
Not much difference.
What comes in and comes out, but you should never miss it?
Any ideas?
SHIT!!!!
I was going to tell a joke I made up about my vacuum cleaner, but it sucks.
You're so fat that you cause your heart to have panic attacks.
A dark sense of humor is like a pair of functioning legs. Not everybody has one.
There’s a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.