Short jokes
How many belly rolls does Explain Bear have?
What did the Buddhist say to the pizza delivery boy?
"Make me one with everything."
Q: What's the difference between a CEO and a beer can?
A: Beer cans don't bleed when they get shot.
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Why didn’t the autistic boy like Minecraft?
There was a new texture pack.
What did the sushi say to the bee?
Wa sa Bee.
What's the difference between a casino and a church?
You actually mean it when you pray at a casino.
My cousin just broke up with her boyfriend, and I told her, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of his stuff."
My cousin just broke up with his girlfriend, and I told him, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of her stuff."
Why are clips 30 rounds? Because that's the average class size.
It takes a lot of trust for two cannibals to gluck gluck each other. You never know when it's goodbye willy.
There are 206 bones in the human body.
207 when I'm at a nursery.
Don't listen to people when they say you have a dad bod. You don't.
You have a father figure.
A pedophile and a priest run a race.
You can’t beat yourself in a race!
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS!
Why do gay men hate periods? Because they per Collins.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
Why did the rapper start a gardening business?
He had mad ROOTS in the game.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he wanted to drop higher bars!