What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
Short Jokes
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
An emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry, and he says to his clothes, "I wish I were you!"
I don't think I could ever become a beggar. I really don't like change.
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
Harry Kane and Hitler are similar; they both did nazi them losing.
Yo hairline so large, you could land a fighter jet on it.
Your sister is so stupid, when she saw Mountain Dew, she went to the top of a mountain to get it.
Did you know you don't actually wash your hands?
They wash each other while you stand there looking at them like a creep.
"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."
Who is the blindest person in the world?
If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.
Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.
Like this,
it will give you good luck. See for yourself!
How did Capetian Hook kill himself? He wiped his butt with the wrong hand.
I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.
Except it had no home button.
What did the priest say during the christening?
"So anyway, I started blasting!"
Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?
Because they don't have them on the inside.
What TV series do orphans hate?
"House, M.D."
