Short jokes
Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"
No one wants him, not even the bees.
What do you call an orphan that has a brother? The second one without one.
Kid 123, how's downline Orphan what? Home! 😂😂😂😂😂 Sorry.
"Imagine being an orphan, could never be me," I say. For some reason, everyone started crying, then I walked out of Dave's orphanage.
Why were her hands purple?
She heard it through the grapevine.
When you're watching "Gnomeo and Juliet 2" and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt.
Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says: "I'll have some H2O."
The second one says: "I'll have some H2O, too." And then he died.
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
Student: It's hot in here.
Teacher: That's because I'm in here.
For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.
How do you end an argument with an emo? Kick the chair.
What is the difference between Twitter and this website?
There's no difference.
Why are corners so hot?
They are always 90 degrees.
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀
If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.
What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?
They crash and burn.
Your mom is a spy <3, just like in bed.