Short jokes
What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?
They are both off the map.
I caught my wife cheating on me.
I beat my son and grounded him.
You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.
Why would the chicken not cross the road?
Because it's too old. (The joke is old.) (The chicken is old.)
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
Why do the brakes keep squealing?
Because the driver hit it too hard.
What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost? He said, "Oh my God, it's me dead parrot!"
Why did orphans play Poppy Playtime?
To get a family.
Your mom is so overweight that she broke the stairway to heaven.
Chicken on a stick with a macaroni tick.
Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.
Deals is bully, right? Denise, like a bully type of rock, is a piggy.
"If you yeet one thing that has been yoted, the yeet gods will help you" - Chris Tyson, MrBeast's friend, and your mom >:)
Your head was mistaken for a chicken wing.
Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.
Why can't you say hi to a drug addict?
They'll say "yea."
Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].
I fucking love Triple H and Jimmy Wang Yang!
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?
Why don't you take emo skydiving?
They cut the rope.