Short jokes
What’s the difference between anal and oral sex?
Oral sex makes your day. Anal makes your hole weak.
What was the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
What has two wings and an arrow?
A Chinese telephone. "Wing Wing Arrow!"
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Most of these jokes are plane, but they still hit.
When your girlfriend picks you up and decides to prank you by not wearing pants to a seafood restaurant.
Did you get seafood without me?
What is missing on an orphanage computer? The motherboard.
Why don't orphans like getting lost?
Because if people find them, they ask, "Where are your parents?"
Why do orphans try to be arrested? So that they'll be wanted.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
But then why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Would you rather have ten babies in one trash can or one baby in ten trash cans?
Why was Balls afraid of Magic?
Because Magic eight Balls.
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second one."
You will find Taylor Swift on the streets before you find your hairline.
What’s an orphan’s favorite drink?
Foster’s.
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One reads, the other breeds.
Someone told me I looked gay today. I told him that my clothes just came out of the closet this morning.
Your forehead's so big, NASA uses it to test satellite signals.
How long does it take a black woman to take out the trash?
About nine months and a day.