Short jokes
I am sure this was the type of economy Judas Iscariot was in when he betrayed Jesus.
Hey I have a joke for you.
My life hahah. I wanna die.
I saw a helicopter fly. Next minute, I knew Kobe was on the news.
If you're waiting for a waiter at a restaurant, aren't you the waiter?
Where do surfers go to school?
Boarding school.
The cure for depression is around the corner... There it is, the train.
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)
My mom told me to go to bed, but then I grabbed a drink and went in their room to say goodnight, and they looked like Adam and Eve on steroids!
Why do orphans live on buses?
They never have a home to stop at.
An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.
Random: What are your hobbies?
Me: Bullying kids in WhatsApp groups 💀
What's the difference between economy and Vietnamese?
Economy doesn't work.
Bro, just imagine being named Brynley. Couldn't be me.
When your mom tells you there's a present in the laundry room,
The present: Laundry.
*gunshot*
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
I was riding a bike with no helmet. I went and went with no helmet until... I broke my head with no helmet on!
Q: What's 1+1? 2+2? 4+4? 8+8? Name a vegetable.
A: Carrot 🥕
Me: "The villain has a point, you know."
Everyone else watching the WW2 documentary: