Why are kids so skinny?
Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.
Short Jokes
A few years ago I had a brush with cancer...
All of the bristles fell out!
My friend Enyaw is gay, she is a cunt.
I want to run. I go Iran, because I RAN, not IRAN, because it’s an Iran joke about the country, not the movement.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joem.
Joem who?
Joem Ama.
If your sister steps on your toe, what will you call it?
Why are uncles like curries?
Because bad ones hurt your asshole.
Wanna hear a couple of short jokes and a long joke?
Joke,
Joke,
Jooooooooooooooke.
What Pokemon is from the Avengers? Throh.
You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."
What is a similarity between priests and doctors?
They both have fetishes for their professions.
Balls are balls, aka dicks.
Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.
What do you call Autistic kids baking?
"Downies" with brownies.
When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.
Mary: If you born pikin (child) inside shop, wetin you go call that pikin (child)?
Mike: The pikin (child) go bear Bishop.
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
Roses are red, violets are violet. I mean, come on, it's literally in the name!
My grandpa said this generation relies too much on tech, so I unplugged his life support.
