Short jokes
Why do people enjoy orphan jokes! Lol... I LOVE IT >:)
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.
What has 4 legs and two gloves?
All five people on my baseball team. ⚾️
"Death to the west!"
Facial detection? More like racial detection.
When an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.
Tamales.
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
I wanted to play Fruit Ninja, but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm!
You say Alex Jones, I say Alex moans mmmmm. I like that fat, tasty big boy and his Rolex watches, mummy, he turns me on!
"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."
"Left, center, right, and apolitical, also skeptical, are also a joke."
Name what guns are used for. {wrong answers only?}
The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.
What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?
"I'm so crazy in love..."
Me: I need a good roast.
My friend: Take me!
Noose: "Hey man, wanna hang out?"
Corpse: "Sorry man, I'm dead inside."
If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.
Hahaha!