Short jokes
What do you call a Hippie's Wife? A Mississippi.
Why is the ocean so salty?
Because the land doesn't wave back! 🤣
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
What's Superman's weaknesses? Kryptonite and horses.
Who’s more excited than a kid on his birthday?
Jimmy Savile in a primary school playground.
What do you call Greg in your class? Obese.
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
Don’t stop orphan jokes. They’re funny, and people are just mad that they don’t understand the jokes because they're too STUUUPID.
I remember the time that Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... it was a short episode. Too bad he couldn’t find any.
What would a clock look like with no numbers?
Timeless!
What did one gay guy say to the other when they were packing for a trip?
"Want me to pack your shit?"
My neighbor is in the Guinness World Records.
He has had 44 concussions. He lives very close to me.
A stone’s throw away, in fact.
What happened when the dog played golf?
He hit the ball into the ruff.
We spend the weekend getting the poop out!
When I die, I want to be shot out of a cannon.
And into a children's birthday party.
Evan, yo mum rode on my big PP love, dad.
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other, "I'm cold. Are you cold?"
The other cow says, "Yeah, I'm Fresian."
If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong.
Time heals all wounds.
Unless you have AIDS, when time kills you slowly and painfully.
What does the Fox say?
Fraka - kaka - kaka - kow.