Short jokes
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What do you call the longest reigning monarch?
The queen? No, she dead.
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Just cum.
What did the salt say to the vinegar during the sweet and sour dynasty?
"STUPID VINIGGER!"
Big black ball sacks.
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Rocket League!"
Hi, I'm Madison, but for short you can call me Alex.
Roses are red, My heart, my heart is dead. I have a gun straight to my head.
What do you say to a depressed person?
"I like ya cut, G."
Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"
What do a bullet and a police officer have in common?
When a bullet kills someone, it gets fired.
My eggcellent egg yolks crack everyone up.
If you don't like them, you're just hard boiled.
Why do cats like to sing? They're very mewsical!
Ariana Grande
Teacher: Don’t run into the road!
Down syndrome: Weeeeee!
Teacher: Lol, now he’s a mashed potato.
Girls with the name Zoe have big foreheads.
One time my friend nutted into my bag of trail mix.
I guess you could say I fucking ate a different kind of nut.
What does a paedophile say when he gets to heaven?
A: Where's the holy baby?
Fortnite is gay and rëtarded.