What fell first, the feather or the depressed kid?
Q: The feather, the depressed kid is still up there.
Short Jokes
Yo hairline so bad when people see it, they turn to stone.
Floor on the road?
I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.
I was on a flight to California, but my next in the Empire State Building.
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.
I forgot what a boomerang was. Oh well, it’ll come back to me.
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
Why was an oven so smart?
It had 70 degrees.
Why don't Mexicans like winter? They're afraid of ice.
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
I used to be a man in a woman’s body. And then I was born.
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
Me: Mom, can I have some makeup?
Mom: No. You are beautiful just the way you are.
Me: So that’s why you wear makeup?
Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.
For any bag of chips, it's considered family size.
What do you call a bad player? A noob.
Why did the orphan cry? Because he was an orphan and he watched his parents die.
