Short jokes

Short jokes

Momma

Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.

Chivalry

Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.

Fruit Ninja

I wanted to play Fruit Ninja, but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm!

Rolex

You say Alex Jones, I say Alex moans mmmmm. I like that fat, tasty big boy and his Rolex watches, mummy, he turns me on!

Male

"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."

Center

"Left, center, right, and apolitical, also skeptical, are also a joke."

Empire

The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.

Love

What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?

"I'm so crazy in love..."

Noose

Noose: "Hey man, wanna hang out?"

Corpse: "Sorry man, I'm dead inside."

Nose

If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.