Short jokes
What do you call a fish with two knees?
What do you call a black man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
What does Jesus do when he gets nervous? He bites his nails.
I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!
Joe Biden doesn’t follow his own f**king mask mandate.
99% of Roblox usernames be like: bdiejfbsie3hdiejdbisie882jeoxnd, by yYidgJyeuzyei73*-;ujduzjehzisjd, and j73heisbdjJd3nakwnwo2jdieneidjd.
I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hairdryer.
I love me a nice tight pussy. That's why I'm in big trouble with RSPCA.
I had to take my pet octopus to the vet yesterday.
Oh, don't worry, he's okay now.
But the vet charged me six quid.
There’s no "I" in "sex," but there’s a "U" in "cum."
Stephen only died because his wife tripped over the power cord.
The past, present, and future walk into a bar.
It gets really tense.
Have you heard about the animal that was made of a human hand?
It's an ARMadillo.
What is a failed abortion? Annabelle.
So my ex invited me to dinner with her new boyfriend.
Her boyfriend said "Hi."
I said, "Knife to meet you!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Por que.
Por que who?
"That's all, folks," in the words of Por que Pig.
Heard the Helen Keller single?
It’s called ERRRRRAGHHH!!!
I would tell a pussy joke, but you would never get it.
Q: Why is Japan the healthiest country?
A: Last time they had a fat man, 80,000 people died.
I told my sister a Dairy joke.
She said it was cheesy.