Short jokes
What's the difference between a Demon and a Redhead?
The Demon at least has a trade offer.
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
Hey girl, are you osteoporosis, because you're giving me a "bone" condition.
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going to the airport, which one gets there first? The lesbian, duh, they get there "lickety-split."
How do you get a Japanese fanclub?
Walk around with a bundle of gas masks!
How do you know a vampire's sick?
If he's coffin (coughing?)
Hi, I'm cool.
What did the racist CoD player say to yo mama?
132.513.531.332
One time my friend nutted into my bag of trail mix.
I guess you could say I fucking ate a different kind of nut.
Girls with the name Zoe have big foreheads.
My eggcellent egg yolks crack everyone up.
If you don't like them, you're just hard boiled.
Why do cats like to sing? They're very mewsical!
Teacher: Don’t run into the road!
Down syndrome: Weeeeee!
Teacher: Lol, now he’s a mashed potato.
What does a paedophile say when he gets to heaven?
A: Where's the holy baby?
Ariana Grande
Your mom is so fat that she works as a hydraulic press in a car factory!
You’re so ugly, I can see why your dad left now.
What’s the best kind of candy to offer at a Pride parade?
Skittles.
Roses are red, violets are blue, feminist pussy stinks, and yours does too.
I saw a dad shave his daughter's head because she made fun of a woman with cancer.
Good thing she didn’t make fun of a pregnant woman 🤭