Short jokes
My friend went to buy some milk, why is she not back yet?
The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun, but the emo kid disappears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"
What is it called when a cop hides under his bed? Going undercover.
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
"Kobe is known for fade aways too bad he faded away."
I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul.
Nobody got it.
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
What did a tree say to the tomato?
Nothing! Trees don't talk, silly.
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
A special quote: “No, Mackenzie! You're the savage beast!”
What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
Health feed fights grand gucxsrdcjcgfdz taxicab heaven reflection during harvesting.
Where did George go?
Washington, D.C.
Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches in the World War.
For my birthday on September 11th this year, I just want a plane, but delicious, chocolate cake.
Your money, you bully's everything you hate.
Yo momma's titty milk taste like Captain Crunch.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
Why did the GG Miller say to the loser?
"This is a nice reflection!"