"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."
Short Jokes
"Left, center, right, and apolitical, also skeptical, are also a joke."
Name what guns are used for. {wrong answers only?}
The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.
What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?
"I'm so crazy in love..."
Me: I need a good roast.
My friend: Take me!
Noose: "Hey man, wanna hang out?"
Corpse: "Sorry man, I'm dead inside."
If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.
Hahaha!
What do you call a deaf person?
Whatever you want!
Guys, I'm back...
Here's my joke:
What is blue and red all over?
Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.
What store is the most public?
Publix!
It's kinda sad seeing you attempt to put your whole vocabulary in one sentence. Oh wait, you only said three words.
Your mama's so stupid that she went on to hike Mountain Dew...
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!
Aw hell naw,
dey turned Spongilebile in2 a frigin generator.
Yo, dad is so stupid, he brought the milk after two years, and he said, "Oh, sorry son. I'm going back to the store. Bye."
Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!
Dulux have created a new type of paint. It's called "Sue Grey." It covers up everything.
