Short jokes
What's Superman's weaknesses? Kryptonite and horses.
Child: Mom, someone told me you talk like an owl.
Teacher: Who?
Child: Oh, it is true, you do talk like an owl!
Who’s more excited than a kid on his birthday?
Jimmy Savile in a primary school playground.
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)
If you're a simp, just remember, it means "Suckers Idolizing Mediocre Pussy."
Why can't Juice WRLD play Call of Duty zombies?
Because he can't handle all six perks.
What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?
A homeless shelter.
What do you call Greg in your class? Obese.
Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted?
Because who wants a traffic an adult?
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
Your mom so fat, Thanos had to clap!
Don’t stop orphan jokes. They’re funny, and people are just mad that they don’t understand the jokes because they're too STUUUPID.
I remember the time that Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... it was a short episode. Too bad he couldn’t find any.
Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.
Where are virgins usually born?
Virginia.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why is the ocean so salty?
Because the land doesn't wave back! 🤣
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
Knock, knock.
Moon, give me cheese.
I bullied a handicap today.
What is he gonna do? Stand up for himself?