Short jokes
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An HDMI cable and an electrical outlet went on a date. It didn't go well, because they couldn't connect.
What do you call dogs dressed as dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark!
I drank some dye before, but don't worry, I've only dyed a little inside.
I like unicorns.
How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking!
What did Yoda say to Luke during his wedding ceremony?
"May divorce be with you."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you, that is who.
What did the bus say to the other bus?
"Beep!"
What did the diver say when he was trapped in seaweed?
- Kelp!
A puma was making another puma laugh. That puma that was laughing said, “Stop making me laugh! I’m gonna puma pants!”
I tried out some puns to make people laugh, but no pun in ten did.
Teacher: What is the capital of Washington?
Dumb kid: The W???
What do you call a band made of cheese?
Grate That!
I tried to find a camouflage shirt, but I couldn’t find one.
What would you call a person who hides in a house for 24 hours and then kills them?
Morgz.
One day, I put a lady taffy on my ass.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for the fresh prints.
I knew this one guy who liked to swim with the fishes, then the mob got a hold of 'em...
What does a stick say when it falls down? "Wood you help me up?"