Short jokes
What do we want?!
A cure for Tourette's!!
When do we want it?!
Cunt!!!
I ate the last of my Egyptian food, and now I falafel. I don't know why I made that joke. Probably just becuscus.
How did the other 18 COVIDs go unnoticed?
We finally have something in common with Africa. They die of starvation, we die of overeating.
What's 6 plus 7?
67.
What kind of motorcycle do women ride? A menstrual cycle.
Why don't you use a dull pencil?
Because there's no point. 😐😑😑
Why is 10 always scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Why can’t trans men enjoy chocolate?
It uses Hershey pronouns.
Q. What's Jeffery Dahmer's favorite song?
A. "Pieces of You."
There are 3 Genders.
1: Man
2: Woman
3: Mentally ill.
Two WiFi routers got married. The ceremony was OK, but the reception was amazing.
What do you call it when you drop a bottle of food dye?
"It's dye-ing."
Voldemort: Knock, knock.
Harry Potter: Who's there?
Voldemort: You know.
Harry Potter: You know who?
Voldemort: Exactly!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!
Robert doesn’t see people, the man just sees meals.
Why can't Sally hit herself? Because she has no arms.
If your boyfriend doesn't get your fruit puns, you got to let that mango.
Why couldn’t anyone see the bird?
Because it was in da skies.
"Let girls live" is 9 years old, OMG, right?