Short jokes

Short jokes

Sex

  • They say during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles. Who the fuck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?

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    Friend

  • Your friend lost his left arm, and after getting out of the hospital, you ask him if he’s OK. He says, "Yeah, I’m all RIGHT."

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    Website

  • I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf. He said on a special website.

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    Wheelchair

  • I robbed a person in a wheelchair. He cried and said: "You can run, but you can't hide." I ran, and I never saw him again.

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