You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?
Because who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
Short Jokes
What does a woman’s pussy and a chainsaw have in common?
Miss by a few inches and you’re in deep shit.
Why do people eat cereal for breakfast?
Because why not.
Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.
Kobe: Stop doing dark humor!
Me: Why? They don't land well together?
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
If white people turn black when they char, what happens to the black ones?
Who eats sleeping? A robot.
What do you call a Hippie's Wife? A Mississippi.
Why is the ocean so salty?
Because the land doesn't wave back! 🤣
If you're a simp, just remember, it means "Suckers Idolizing Mediocre Pussy."
Why can't Juice WRLD play Call of Duty zombies?
Because he can't handle all six perks.
Knock, knock.
Moon, give me cheese.
Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.
Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?
A: Delici-Oso
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
What's Superman's weaknesses? Kryptonite and horses.
What do you call Greg in your class? Obese.
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
My grandpa's last words were, "Why is there a body in my kitchen?"
No witnesses.
