Short jokes
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Because walls.
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic
I am not a nerd ;). I'm just smarter than you.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
To a Mexican person: When I first met you, I thought you were going to say, "My name is Enrique, I have a job for you."
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"The FBI."
"The FBI who?"
"Are you dumb? It's the f#cking FBI, now open up!"
What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?...
We don't know; she hasn't opened it yet.
POV: You walk up to your short friend and say, "How is the weather down there?"
What's the difference between the Queen's death and Princess Diana's death? The Queen died in peace, not pieces.
(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because the parents are in every episode.
My ex.
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
Hello everyone, to the first Hollow Knight meeting!
2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.
I was going to give my wife chocolates, but my fat friends ate them.
Wife: "You don't even have friends!"
Yo forehead so big it makes Megamind's forehead small.
Why did John rape his mother? Because he wanted a brother to play Mario Kart with.
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
..., I'm gay.
A. No
B. Maybe
C. Leave blank
D. Yes