Short jokes
Are you a sports car? Because you give my heart quite a rush!
Wanna go to suicide school, then time travel to Hitler's bunker and ask him to teach you?
A different version of you exists in the minds of everyone that knows you.
Why shouldn’t you call people in China?
Because there are so many Wings and Wongs you might "wing" the wrong number.
Why can't you make jokes about catholic priests?
Because they blow up in your face.
What do you get when you cross A-Rod with Chris Brown?
Cheater, cheater, woman beater!
Imagine a dragon 🤔.
Imagine me dragging these nuts across your face.
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I suck.
I suck who?
Michael Jackson.
Why did Joe Biden pull out of the Afghanistan war?
Because it was over 18 years old.
Random couple after their first night:
Husband: It was very tasty. 🥵
Wife: Aww, thanks.
Husband: Does anyone had taste it before?
Wife: ☠️
What do you call a woman covered in mud? A dirty dishwasher.
I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries.
Don't commit suicide, that would make DJUNGELSKOG sad!
What is Michael Jackson's favorite fruit?
Boisenberry.
Why did Hitler keep on f***ing England?
Because it had a Great Booty!
*walks in store* OH LITTle debhehe's!
I love you, Explain Bear. Please bear my children.
What's the difference between Taco Bell and KFC?
KFC doesn't have Border Patrol agents surrounding all of its buildings right now.
What do you call the inside of the ISS toilet?
Cosmic Brownies.