Short jokes
A guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road, and he smells fish, and he says, "Good morning, ladies!"
I think I'm colorblind. News came out of purple.
Your hairline is so bald, Mr. Clean even said it's bald!
Q: What do Moses and hookers have in common?
A: They've dealt with a burning bush.
The best part about Poland 🇵🇱 is that the police lights are different.
When I saw a kid fall with no legs, I said, "Just walk it off!"
What do you call a dog in China?
E10
Hello, everybody, it's me, Mariplier, and today I'm going to be balling at Freddy's!
Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.
My grandma told me I was next at my brother's wedding, so I told her she was next at her husband's funeral.
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
Diet Day #1 - I removed all the fattening food from my house. It was delicious.
That awkward moment when a fat kid says, “That’s how I roll.”
Hitler was the most handsome man alive.
Everyone died for him.
Give a man a plane ticket, and he’ll fly for a day.
Push a man from a plane, and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
What is Michael Jackson's chemical? The HE-HE-lium.
Erectile dysfunction.
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
If you say "slay" in my comments I will follow all of you lmao who are signed in.
Some people put zodiacs on everything.
They said they couldn’t go to the party because of cancer.