Short jokes
I heard this was a really popular funeral home. People are dying to get in.
Can't have a smoke with my girl after sex, she's asthmatic.
Plus, she's too young to smoke.
Why did the fly fly?
Because the spider spied her!
Normal person: "I'm perfect!"
Goth person: "Nobody is."
Midget
My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.
Everyone, if I am not online, that is because I am on a vacation, so yeah.
Why do women only use their left arm? Because they don’t have rights.
What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, because they are walls.
Why do people poop?
Because it we need to!
Your mother is so fast, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack.
A guy with AIDS went into the doctor's room unusually happy. You could even say he was HIV positive.
I hate people that hate life.
Me at the same time: Is cutting self at night.
*hides scars* *acts like I'm fine* hehe
Sometimes when I think I'm ugly, I just think of my sister and it makes me feel better.
Who wants me to bring back the daily School Shooter Jokes?
I hear you like funny people. In fact, my whole life's a joke!
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?
A: A rocket chip.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mama.
Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.
What was the orphan's first video game console?
PS5 because it has no home button.
Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!