Short jokes
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Banana na na.
Oh Sans, you're such a bonehead! Sorry if that joke was jaw-breaking! LOL.
Why did Harry fall out of the boat?
Because he's hooked!
Skedaddle skedoodle, I'm gonna go beat my noodle.
What did one male whale say to the other male whale?
"She's gonna blow!"
What kind of ankle are you? A broken ankle.
Why couldn't Professor Xavier fight Magneto? Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
1979: I bet there will be "flying cars" in "the future."
2019: The flying cars future.
Hey, you know those birds and lizards that feast on decaying flesh?
Oh, sorry, I shouldn't carrion about it.
If I look after chickens, does that make me a chicken tender?
What does a news anchor cow say for the weekly broadcast?
"Here's the beef of the week!"
What do you get when you eat a hamburger?
Mustard gas.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
An irrel-elephant ;)
Did you hear about the guy that was cutting off people's feet and taking them?
It took my sole.
What does Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
Survival Guilt.
Two's company, cheese a crowd!
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because he had no body to go with.
Called a homeless kid 'Spider-Man' because he had no way home.
Did you know that water is wet?
What’s the difference between my sister-in-law and a driveway?
I pull out of the driveway.