Short jokes
When someone said to an orphan, "My boyfriend ghosted me," the orphan says back, "Don't worry, my parents ghosted me!" 🤣
Why do orphans like belts?
They remind them of their father.
A man ate a glue stick. It tasted bad. He died. Hahahahah!
A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.
Rooster.
I cannot believe no one's come up with a cure for anorexia yet. I thought it would be a piece of cake!
Why do I look nervous when I enter the church? Is it just because I'm the only one with the bomb?
Yo forehead so big it makes Megamind's forehead small.
My ex.
Hello everyone, to the first Hollow Knight meeting!
What do you call a guy with a long chin?
Chino-Chinese
Follow me if you know someone smart.
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
Why did no one turn up to John's funeral?
Because Sally wrote the invitations!
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
..., I'm gay.
A. No
B. Maybe
C. Leave blank
D. Yes
My name is Giselle.
What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o'clock on New Year's? First kill of the match.
Why don’t spiders go back to school?
Because they learn everything on the web.
Why did John rape his mother? Because he wanted a brother to play Mario Kart with.