Short jokes
You are so intelligent that parents come running to beg you to be their child!
Are you a sports car? Because you give my heart quite a rush!
Wanna go to suicide school, then time travel to Hitler's bunker and ask him to teach you?
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a SICK FLOW to follow.
What does a Jewish man say when he sees a caricature of his face?
"We need to circumcise that one."
Islamic pubs and bars are the worst.
You can't drink alcohol or dance.
Women can get stoned though, no questions asked.
What do you call two homeless people throwing rocks at each other?
A pillow fight.
What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person?
I'd ask what's up, but it's definitely not you!
Our Human Services Minister is just mad because his wife cheated on him 20 years ago.
With their brother.
What did the cops say when someone called him racist?
"How can I be racist? My wife's eye is black."
They say Trump got impeached, but he is an orange.
What's Penaldo's least favorite food?
Indian Murukku, because it reminds him of Morocco! 🤣🤣🤣
Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.
What do you call the inside of the ISS toilet?
Cosmic Brownies.
*walks in store* OH LITTle debhehe's!
What is Michael Jackson's favorite fruit?
Boisenberry.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? A Drive-Thru.
What is the most unrealistic thing about Harry Potter?
A ginger with friends.
What's the difference between a sidewalk, a drug dealer, and a prostitute?
A: A sidewalk's crack doesn't leave an odor!
What did the computer say when it was tired of the user?
Kiss my ASCII!