Short jokes
What would you call a person who hides in a house for 24 hours and then kills them?
Morgz.
Teacher: What is the capital of Washington?
Dumb kid: The W???
One day, I put a lady taffy on my ass.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for the fresh prints.
What did Yoda say to Luke during his wedding ceremony?
"May divorce be with you."
A puma was making another puma laugh. That puma that was laughing said, “Stop making me laugh! I’m gonna puma pants!”
Fun fact: Toasters were originally called tanning breads!
Americans prefer houses with basements. In fact, they're best cellars!
Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁
My mom said, "You are in big trouble!"
I said, "Are you going to punish me?"
Puns about air conditioning. I'm not a fan.
I knew this one guy who liked to swim with the fishes, then the mob got a hold of 'em...
What does a stick say when it falls down? "Wood you help me up?"
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dad!
Dad who?
*Silence*
I got a horse and I named it Hermio-nae.
The other day my computer crashed. Luckily, there were no injuries.
Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like?
A: “Wrap” music.
What did one snow ❄️ man say to itself? My arm is broken.
Money means nothing to me. Ask me for it, you will get nothing.
What do your teacher and your friend have in common?
They will both die eventually.