Voldemort: Knock, knock.
Harry Potter: Who's there?
Voldemort: You know.
Harry Potter: You know who?
Voldemort: Exactly!
Short Jokes
Knock, knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
Bitches be like "you're racist." You're right, and I'm gonna win.
What type of gun isn’t allowed in Africa?
A water gun.
My uncle named his dogs Timex and Rolex. They're his watch dogs.
Wait, 911 is the American emergency number...
Which is faster, hot or cold?
Hot, because you can catch cold.
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam.
A Scotsman at the hairdresser: "How much is a haircut?"
"Six pounds."
"And shaving?"
"Three pounds."
"Good, then shave my head."
I wanted to buy some camo pants, but I couldn't find any.
Who am I rooting for during the Super Bowl? Easy. Taylor Swift.
They say there is power in numbers.
Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.
Life's full of ups and downs :D <3
Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,
Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.
Why do hospitals have air conditioning?
To keep the vegetables cold and fresh.
I wrote a song about a tortilla.
Actually, it’s more of a wrap.
If a baby dies in the womb, is it considered suicide?
What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a vagina?
A yeast infection.
What do we want?!
A cure for Tourette's!!
When do we want it?!
Cunt!!!
