Short jokes
Why don't gay Greek men in Greece perform anilingus on each other?
Because anilingus between two gay men is against the law in Greece.
Tigger was playing hide & seek, so he looked in the toilet, but all he found was Pooh.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
A man was at the temperature -273.15°C. He was OK.
Why did Zozo the hobo cross the road?
To eat the Pringles.
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
I knew a guy who used to sell wrenches. He was all torque.
Why did the fly fly?
Because the spider spied her!
Why did the author go to the emergency room?
His editor told him he needed an appendix removed.
I love you, Explain Bear. Please bear my children.
What's the difference between Taco Bell and KFC?
KFC doesn't have Border Patrol agents surrounding all of its buildings right now.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One is for Sunday morning, and one is for Sunday night.
I'm so jealous of babies with anencephaly.
They can eat all the ice cream they want and never get brain freezes.
Hello, it is the suicide line. Just keep hanging.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
Why did Hitler keep on f***ing England?
Because it had a Great Booty!
Celebrating Mother's Day is confusing, says my cousin.
Why did the cheese fail the test? It couldn't make the grade, curd.
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
What do you call a pile of cheese? A cheese grater.
I saw someone who was about to jump off a bridge. They were wearing a Nike "JUST DO IT" shirt.