Short jokes
"What's the capital of Texas?" said the brown hair.
"T," said the blonde.
What takes up 10 parking spaces? Five female drivers.
Sydney has a fat pair of spammy flaps that smell of fish 🎣.
Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...
Oh wait...
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
You can't spell "Funeral" without "fun."
My ex-friends are depressed. Their names are Kaitlyn and Ava.
I punched my mom for no freaking reason.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
Girls' dreams: OMG, my crush kissed me!
Boys' dreams: I just got a dub, bro!
What do hookers and porn stars have in common? They get paid for sex and get STD's.
I wanted to tell a commie a joke about food, but he’d have to wait 10 years to get it.
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because he’s used to being in the teens.
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?
"Smell ya later!"
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?
'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?
Because it was the Great Depression.
Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.
Most people call it grave robbing...
I prefer to call it cryptocurrency.