Rape victims suck, literally.
Short Jokes
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going to the airport, which one gets there first? The lesbian, duh, they get there "lickety-split."
Hey girl, are you osteoporosis, because you're giving me a "bone" condition.
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it wanted to be Argon.
Friend: Why did you touch me?
Me: That guy in the corner with no hair, glasses, really nice, white button up shirt, that drives a white van slow by school zones told me to and he would give me hard candy.
How do you get a Japanese fanclub?
Walk around with a bundle of gas masks!
How do you know a vampire's sick?
If he's coffin (coughing?)
When I become a parent, I’m gonna regurgitate my food to feed my children.
It’ll give me an excuse to make out with my daughter.
What's a duck's favorite drug?
Cwack.
My parents love me.
Just because you have a career in the North doesn't mean you are North Korean.
Where did the eye doctor keep all his kittens? On Cat-A-Racks!
Make like a drum and beat it!
Student: Hey! Did you hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?
Teacher: No?
Student: All I can say about it is, "Well, well, well."
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
What's the difference between a Demon and a Redhead?
The Demon at least has a trade offer.
When the grass is bloody, You play in the mud...
What's a priest's favorite fruit?
Cantaloupe.
Why did the strawberry 🍓 go out with a banana? Because it could not find a date.
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
