Short jokes
You should always wash your sex toys. That's why priests baptize babies.
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.
Your hairline is so far back that my father couldn't even reach the store in time before it grew!
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who’s there?
Kid: Not your parents.
Why do orphans like pedos? Because they have someone to call "daddy."
Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.
What did one tower say to the other? "Damn, you looking fly!"
Bro, I’m so pissed. There is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps. I hate that guy in the wheelchair.
I heard this was a really popular funeral home. People are dying to get in.
Which word is also called for women's prison?
"Pridaughter."
Bad handjobs are rare. They’re hard to come by.
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
Orphans are just wannabe children. They want a family.
Official orgasm donor.
Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"
How do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize.
I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."
Why did the black lady give the IRS a mason jar full of watermelon seeds?
Tax credit.
Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?
So they will be wanted.
Depression :)