Why can't you make jokes about catholic priests?
Because they blow up in your face.
Short Jokes
My husband asked me to get 6 cans of Sprite at the store. I realized when I got home that I had picked 7-Up.
Every time you feel lucky to have your mother in your life, what should you tell her?
I really hit the mother lode with you!
What's Momma bear's favorite baseball team? The Cubs.
What do you call a mom that can’t draw? Tracy.
"Did you hear about the worst zoo in the world? It only had one dog in it. It was a Shih Tzu."
Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill.
What is Juan the junkmail dispenser's nickname? Spic and spam.
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
What do you call a pile of cheese? A cheese grater.
Why was the slave so happy? Because he got his master's degree.
What's an orphan's favorite meme?
Homer going into a bush.
Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.
To anger a Libertarian lie to him, to anger a Democrat tell him the truth, to anger a Republican sodomize him.
Maybe the reason there isn't any physical evidence is because it didn't happen.
What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?
One is loved by all.
Yo mama so ugly,
they won’t give her a vaccine so she can keep wearing her mask.
Q: Why can’t Jesus make fun of gay people?
A: He got nailed first.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
Did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home?
Wait a minute! What am I talking about?
Somebody: Do you even eat and get sleep?
Me: I have depression, what do you think?!
What is my most popular side of myself?
Suicide.
