Short jokes
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
Sorry but, no one asked.
789.
You should know it's important to wash your sex toys. That's why priests invented baptism.
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.
When I die, I’ll die in a trash can.
Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.
Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.
Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.
What comes after 69?
Mouthwash.
Me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls off of a cliff, uses water bucket trick) dies.
I told my friends that are gay that my hairline's straighter than he will ever be.
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos.
Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
Me: Knock knock.
My Grandma: Who’s there?
Me: Interrupting cow.
My Grandma: Interrupting c-
[Dies from heart attack]
I see a worm. Oh, no, it's just your hairline!
Why can't Kobe go shopping?
He's dead.
Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.
Don't worry, the forehead jokes were recommended just like your hairline.
Can't have a smoke with my girl after sex, she's asthmatic.
Plus, she's too young to smoke.