Short jokes
What is common with dark humor and unvaccinated kids?
Neither do ever grow old.
I'm not calling you a slut, I'm calling you a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.
Did you hear about that Muslim party?
It was a blast!
Have you been to that paraplegic strip club? It's crawling with pussy!
What did the cops say when someone called him racist?
"How can I be racist? My wife's eye is black."
If being sexy were a crime, you better lock me up.
Not because I'm sexy, but because I have 5 dead children in my basement.
What do you call a space Muslim?
A Tusken Raider.
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.
What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.
I don’t know why people don’t say "Cobain," because I’m pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did.
Kate ate food coloring last night. She said she was dying inside.
I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up literally everything.
We have some leak in the fridge. I'm surprised nobody has called a plumber.
What do your teacher and your friend have in common?
They will both die eventually.
What did the bus say to the other bus?
"Beep!"
I might not be able to make my bed, but at least I can get out of it.
Lynx Africa is based on a nice smell. Do you think Lynx England would smell like Stella and disappointment?
Blood may be thicker than water, but yo mama is thicker than anything!
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
Yo mama so stupid, she shoved a battery up her butt and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"