Short jokes
If I were in a staring contest with you, I would be looking at a rainbow.
Man, don't you hate it when you hit a speed bump by an orphanage but then realize there's no speed bumps here...
I've never seen my dad since September 11. I wonder where he is...
Like if you love God and Jesus.
What did John Cena say to the blind man? "YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
What died on 9/11?
2,996 people.
How do rapists justify murdering a young innocent human being?
Same way as pro-aborts, by saying "My body, my choice!"
Why do men have penises?
They gotta shut women up somehow.
There was a blind man in WWE, and the commentator said, "Watch out! Watch... Oh, he can’t see." After he was sued for national offense.
If someone calls you, just say:
"This is Peter's abortion clinic and pizza restaurant, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!"
Two pedophiles meet each other. Then one asks if he wanted to trade "2 of 5" for "1 of 10?"
What do you call a convict in prison for touching little girls? A boy named Brandon.
Q: What were my son's last words before he died?
A: "Bye, Dad, I am going to school."
Where is the worst place to lock your keys in your car?
The anti-abortion clinic because you have to go back in and ask for a coat hanger.
What's a popular name in China? Curiosity, because curiosity killed the cat.
How do you stop a rape victim from speaking out?
Marry her.
What is a penguin without a pen? A guin...
What's the difference between Spongebob and a feminist?
A feminist has hair.
A priest, a pedo, and a rapist walk into a bar and that's just the first guy.
Arby's fast food and abortion clinic: Your dead babies are our taters and gravy.