If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I'd be broke.
Short Jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?
The mailman goes home at the end of the day.
How many orphans does it take to repair a house? None, they don't have one.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.
One more 360 noscope for my montage.
You should know it's important to wash your sex toys. That's why priests invented baptism.
What is similar between Hitler and Trump?
They both want to keep races out.
Are you suicidal? Remember, if you ever feel unwanted, just check to see your warrants.
Remember, the confession booth is not a glory hole.
I am going to be a ghost for Halloween. I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least I'd be dead.
I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.
Why did the emo person cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.
When I die, I’ll die in a trash can.
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head.
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who’s there?
Kid: Not your parents.
Yo, hairline goes farther back than the Big Bang theory!
This humor is so dark, it's darker than the Black population.
What did one God say to the other?
"I will die to be a man."
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
If I teach man he is the fish I caught, will I no longer be a fisher of men?
