Short jokes
How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using a computer?
There is sperm on the screen.
Why do pedos hate corona? Because they have to stay two meters away from children. 😈
A kid got a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. He was still unhappy.
Why?
The kid had no legs.
How many genders are there?
One, women are property.
How many wives does Santa have?
Ho Ho Ho!
What's the difference between having sex with my girlfriend and a baby?
I don't have a girlfriend.
What do you call a hospital that's flooded with vegetable soup?
My dad is Al-Qaeda, and he even took a plane trip to New York in 2001.
You're so damn ugly that the robbers only go into your house to close the blinds.
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.
What does a South African Batman wear? A cape.
When someone says, "Jesus," I say, "Bitch, where?"
What's the difference between a million dollars and a million dead babies?
I don't have a million dollars laying around my house.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock?
Who's there?
The chicken!
Why did the midget not go to bed?
He couldn't reach the bed.
What do you call a retarded fruit?
Mentally in-pear-ed.
Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?
Because its head is so far away from its body.
What is Trump's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
(Get it? He looks like a Cheeto!)
Adam and Eve had sex. It was paradise.