Short jokes
You want to hear a joke about pizza?
Sorry! Can't tell ya, it's too cheesy!
A single sentence walks into a bar.
How many times do you tickle a squid before it laughs?
TEN-TICKLES
Josh: Tell me something funny.
Mark: My life.
A Nacho has a problem going on, and the Taco says to the Nacho, "Wanna taco 'bout it?"
And the Nacho says to the Taco, "It's nacho problem!"
I have a lot of eggcellent egg puns, get the yolk... Oh come on, don't be hard-boiled!
I told my friend to watch Naruto. It's been a week since I've seen him. Hope he comes back in one piece.
A man says, "I'm flying!" He realizes he was pushed out of a plane.
Did you hear about the dead artist?
Too many strokes.
What's the difference between a homeless person and a car?
Only one gets fuel.
What knight is never wrong?
Sir Tain.
What do skeletons say before they eat?
Bone appétit. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Where do Sith get their clothes?
At the Darth Maul!
Why didn't the skeleton play football?
His heart wasn't in it!
What did grandpa say before he died in the hospital bed?
"Boy, could you put my phone on charging?"
During WWI and WWII, the infantry would use shovels as weapons and to dig trenches. I bet they really dig that weapon!
Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8.
Why are colds such bad robbers?
Because they're so easy to catch.
What did the dentist say to the butt?
"That's the largest cavity I've ever seen!"
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.