Short jokes
How did the Scottish man find the sheep in the tall grass?
Satisfying.
What do you call a bulldog and a shih tzu? A bullshit.
What kind of jeans do you wear to church?
Holy jeans!
What's black and has wheels? Black wheels.
Fell Sans: Welp, you're BONED!
Fell Papyrus: DAMN YOU SANS!!!
What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the world's overpopulation issue.
What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?
Billie's Jeans.
I give props to pedophiles.
They always go slow in the school zones.
What did they call Susan B. Anthony when she was sleeping on the job?
Snoozin' B. Anthony!
Why'd Sally drop her ice cream?
She was hit by a bus.
Why can't America play chess?
They're missing two towers.
A gay guy asked me for directions, so I told him to go straight.
Why are school shooting jokes so funny?
Answer: The bullets hit your funny bone!
Gun control...
Not all self-harmers are emo, but all emos self-harm.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup my slow tomatoes! 🍅😂
Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.
Sun.
Screw anima!
Oh wait, that's called hentai.
What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs?
... A boner.