Q: What do Moses and hookers have in common?
A: They've dealt with a burning bush.
Short Jokes
The best part about Poland 🇵🇱 is that the police lights are different.
They are hairy.
Bro, I’m so pissed. There is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps. I hate that guy in the wheelchair.
Can't have a smoke with my girl after sex, she's asthmatic.
Plus, she's too young to smoke.
Your mom #69.
I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hopin' we'll eat cake by the ocean, uh!
Don't tell me I haven't got balls. I just happen to wear mine on my chest, and I can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours!
Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.
The average stripper weighs 112 lbs.
According to the pole 💈.
Your hairline goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there.
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
Sorry but, no one asked.
I am not making a noose; I am making an unsubscribe button for life.
I pushed a disabled kid down a busy road and yelled out, "Mario Kart!"
Has anyone alive ever died?
Is this our eternal life?
Why does Joe only have 264 days in his calendar?
Because he can't celebrate Father's Day.
Huggy Wuggy big big Huggy Wuggy big big big big Huggy Wuggy laugh laugh smooch smooch Huggy Wuggy *insert clapping noise*
I pray to a dead human I hope to be reunited with.
Jesus, that's sick.
God = what I hope to be.
Devil = what I can't accept.
I hope to be like Jesus, a dead martyr. I can't accept that my religion is evil.
