Short jokes
rtuiyg.
We should not stop orphan jokes. They're funny as fuck.
I had to share a table recently with a disabled man. When I asked him for the salt and pepper, he had to make two trips.
Me: What do you call 4 depressed kids?
My friend: What?
Me: The Suicide Squad.
Hey guess what...
What...
My penis is big.
I hate life, and I'm gay.
Yo mama's so fat, she woke up on both sides of the bed.
What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?
A bull in a china shop.
Why are the Twin Towers and after girls kill all boys similar?
There used to be two but now there's one...
What are intelligent people in the US called?
"Tourist."
Why did the plane crash?
Because it was being flown by a loaf of bread.
Are you a train? Because I want you to run over me. :)
What is a Russian joke?
Something that will be funny for Russian people.
How would you multiply numbers in octoschool?
You octoply, obviously.
How do you know if you have a high sperm count?
She chews before she swallows.
They asked me to speak at this funeral, and I said, "Of corpse!"
Once a naked woman robs a bank, but sadly, no one can remember her face...
What does the depressed person say to the happy person?
"Damn, I wish I was on the stuff you're on, lol."
One day my girlfriend and I were just hanging out and she needed to tell our dad that we were going out.
I like zebras.