Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Sarah waves her hand, "Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!" Miss Rogers says, "All right, Sarah, what is your multi-syllable word?" Sarah says, "Mas-tur-bate." Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, Sarah, that's a mouthful." Sarah says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."
What does an Arab prostitute say? "Bomb my pussy"
ballz
Howard abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.
How do you know that your sister is on her periods? Your dads dick tastes wierd.
Uranus is a gassy planet
what do you call a butt that kills people? An ASSassin :)
i like my women like i like my steak... bloody
what do you call a hospital that's flooded vegetable soup
jimmy: your mom is gay me: no you jimmy: i have no mom
Man:Did you know pidgins die after having sex? Women:No really? Man:Well the one I fucked did...
What do you call a man in the ground? A dead guy.
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
Dad and Mom: -takes one look at Child-
Dad and Mom: we don't want him
Orphan: And I took that, Personally-
dick
What kind of file turns a 5mm hole into a 3cm hole.
A pedo-file.
how were tire swings made a tire said goodbye world and hung himself
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
funny jokes are like kids with autism. they have special needs to make them.
Why is there no phone in China
To many wings to many wongs might wing wong number