Short jokes
The second coming came and went. Jesus believed he was a Christian; therefore, he could never be himself.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I don't know what to write here, just like...
Why do orphans hate Christmas?
Father Christmas isn’t a thing.
I have more cum in one testicle than you have in your whole penis.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
'Cause he was stuck to the chicken.
Why can Asian people buy phones?
'Cause they might call the wrong number.
Two Asian people have a black baby.
Something wrong.
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
Why is Johnson’s baby shampoo the best lubricant for anal sex?
- No more tears.
7 year old Christian: *walks up to atheist menacingly* YoU nEeD sOmE jEsUs SaViNg!
Atheist: You prey to a Jewish zombie and I need saving?
What do Priests and School shooters have in common?
They both blast little kids in the face.
Why do American guns only have 30 bullets?
'Cause that's how many kids are in a class.
Me at the Anti-Orphan Jokes convention. 💣🗡🔪🧨🔫
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?
Gay.
Kobe missed a lot of shots, but he sure didn’t miss the mountain.
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
What's the most expensive haircut?
Chemotherapy.
Mom: Kid, bring your toys and clothing to the car. We're going to Disney Land.
Kid: Ok.
*Bring kid to the orphanage*.
If aliens were real,
then orphans would finally have a home.