Short jokes
A Souls fan raped me. He said, "Try finger, but hole."
Why is Santa always a b*tch, calling people names like, "Hoe, hoe, hoe?"
Your forehead built like Darkseid from DC.
What do you call a dino stripper?
A dinohore.
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
Why is Johnson’s baby shampoo the best lubricant for anal sex?
- No more tears.
What do Priests and School shooters have in common?
They both blast little kids in the face.
Why do American guns only have 30 bullets?
'Cause that's how many kids are in a class.
I'm illegal.
7 year old Christian: *walks up to atheist menacingly* YoU nEeD sOmE jEsUs SaViNg!
Atheist: You prey to a Jewish zombie and I need saving?
Rocks are used too much; people take 'em for granite.
Donald Trump is getting all the perks of 2020. He got COVID and lost his job.
You know Hitler loves you when he comes up to you on Valentine's Day and he says, "Will you be my Valenein?"
If aliens were real,
then orphans would finally have a home.
I got my blind friend a TV... He never uses it.
What does a condom and a coffin have in common?
They both still have stiffs, but one is coming and one is going.
Roses are red, I sniff marijuana, I have five fingers, The middle one is for your vagina.
Your forehead is so big you could have put an H for Kobe to land on.
Have you ever heard of emo pizza?
It cuts itself!
Mom: Kid, bring your toys and clothing to the car. We're going to Disney Land.
Kid: Ok.
*Bring kid to the orphanage*.