Short jokes

Why did the director have an injured leg? Cause he couldn't find the right cast.

What's yellow and can't swim? My mom on Halloween.

Fuck y'all, orphan lives matter!

What are the 3 shortest words in the English language?

“Is It In?”

Alfred the Great was arguably the greatest king in England’s history.

The worst? Richard the Goat Fucker.

I went up to a kid and asked, "Are you an orphan?" They said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."

Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting nailed to the boards.

What's an orphan's least favorite joke?

... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...

Guns don't kill people, black people kill people.

I'm autistic, and I find these so funny.

Why did Snow White get kicked out of Disneyland?

She sat on Pinocchio's face and said: "Lie to me! Lie to me!"

I would try to make a Fortnite joke, but I can't seem to build on it.

What do cows use to do their homework? A cowculator.

I like my women like I like my chocolate.

Edible.

If museums are full of dead things...

Then why aren't there any memes inside them?

Don’t fart in an Apple Store.

It has no Windows.

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?

I can only fit three fingers inside the bowling ball.

Fortnite is good.

(Awesome joke, right?)

What's the city with the fastest growing population?

Ireland, cuz it's Dublin everyday!

My infant drew on the walls today, but I don’t know how to punish them. So I think I’ll sleep on it.