List of Dead Astronauts

Listen up, buttercup. You know how astronauts sometimes, like, *unalive* themselves? And you know how newspapers have those sections called "obituaries" for dead peeps? Well, get this: if an astronaut kicks the bucket, their name goes in the "orbituary" because they're all about space and orbits! I know you are so dense that light bends around you but give me some credit.