Short jokes
What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs?
... A boner.
If I were in a staring contest with you, I would be looking at a rainbow.
Screw anima!
Oh wait, that's called hentai.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup my slow tomatoes! 🍅😂
Sun.
Like if you love God and Jesus.
What did John Cena say to the blind man? "YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
What died on 9/11?
2,996 people.
How do rapists justify murdering a young innocent human being?
Same way as pro-aborts, by saying "My body, my choice!"
If someone calls you, just say:
"This is Peter's abortion clinic and pizza restaurant, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!"
Why do men have penises?
They gotta shut women up somehow.
What do you call a convict in prison for touching little girls? A boy named Brandon.
Two pedophiles meet each other. Then one asks if he wanted to trade "2 of 5" for "1 of 10?"
Q: What were my son's last words before he died?
A: "Bye, Dad, I am going to school."
Where is the worst place to lock your keys in your car?
The anti-abortion clinic because you have to go back in and ask for a coat hanger.
How do you stop a rape victim from speaking out?
Marry her.
Joke.
A Muslim enters a building...
Along with 500 passengers and an airplane.
Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?
Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.
What is a penguin without a pen? A guin...