Short jokes
Why didn’t the girl like stairs?
They were always up to something.
I'm dead! 😂💀💀
Why do they tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast.
Is it weird that a milk carton has a date, and I don’t?
Being bullied by an artist? Want them to leave you alone?
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- What did the skeleton say to his friend?
- Actually... TIBIA honest, I don't know how to complete this joke...
Children are like farts.
You can only tolerate your own.
What did Joe say when he saw his girlfriend sleeping with his sister?
Nothing, he just started wanking.
Are you a volcano? Because you're hot and I really lava you!
Biggest joke?
[Image of Zac Efron]
What hangs low?
Balls.
You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.
Why can't vampires tell jokes right? All their jokes just SUCK.
What was Beethoven's favorite insect?
The bee! :0
Why didn't they just switch him on and off again, or switch his batteries?
Why did the boy put a chicken 🐔 in his garden?
He wanted to grow an eggplant. 😂
Knock knock.
"Cow goes."
No, silly, cows go moo!
Where can you find a list of dead astronauts? In the orbituaries.
Why are they called s’mores?
Because you always want another one!
What’s the difference between an epileptic corn shucker and a prostitute with diarrhea?
The epileptic corn shucker “shucks between fits”...