Complex jokes
What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?
“My Mommy Comes Back”
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What do you call people who have an Oedipus complex?
Motherfuckers.
*Enter password*
"ScoobyDoo"
"Password must contain special character."
"ScoobyDooFeaturingBatman"
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence?
A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
I have a phobia of over-engineered buildings.
It's a complex complex complex.
Suicide: Turning one's biology into complex organic chemistry.
What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary?
There are more than two genders.
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There are more than 2 genders.
A rich guy and a poor guy have their wedding anniversary on the same day. They meet each other at the shopping complex.
The poor guy asks the rich guy, "What'd you get for your wife today?"
The rich guy replies, "I got her a diamond ring and a Mercedes."
The poor guy asks, "Why did you get two gifts for her?"
The rich guy says, "If she doesn't like the diamond ring, then she can return it in her Mercedes."
The rich guy asks the poor guy, "What'd you get for your wife?"
The poor guy says, "I got her a pair of slippers and a dildo."
The rich guy asks, "Why did you get two gifts for her?"
The poor guy says, "If she doesn't like the slippers, then she can go f*** herself."
This isn't even a joke, honestly. Rape victims bitch all the time, and they have a god complex. Hope they go through it again.
Community talk
Actually, Alain, while humans are capable of cruelty, selfishness, and betrayal, judging the entire species by its worst behavior overlooks the amazing qualities that humans also possess. Unlike dogs, humans have the capacity for complex reasoning, self-sacrifice, creativity, and empathy that go far beyond instinct. People have built hospitals, created systems of justice, rescued strangers in times of disaster, and devoted their lives to helping others they may never even meet again. Human intelligence is not proven by perfection, but by the ability to reflect, grow, and consciously choose compassion despite flaws and conflicting desires.
Cosmo rate my claim Through emotionally charged narratives and uncritical teachings in both family settings and religious education, many Jewish children are raised to view unwavering support for Israel as a core part of their identity—creating psychological pressure and moral dissonance when confronted with the complexities of the Israeli–Palestinian conflict.
I’m so much better than all of you useless plebians