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What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence?
A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What do you call people who have an Oedipus complex?
Motherfuckers.
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Suicide: Turning one's biology into complex organic chemistry.
I have a phobia of over-engineered buildings.
It's a complex complex complex.
A rich guy and a poor guy have their wedding anniversary on the same day. They meet each other at the shopping complex.
The poor guy asks the rich guy, "What'd you get for your wife today?"
The rich guy replies, "I got her a diamond ring and a Mercedes."
The poor guy asks, "Why did you get two gifts for her?"
The rich guy says, "If she doesn't like the diamond ring, then she can return it in her Mercedes."
The rich guy asks the poor guy, "What'd you get for your wife?"
The poor guy says, "I got her a pair of slippers and a dildo."
The rich guy asks, "Why did you get two gifts for her?"
The poor guy says, "If she doesn't like the slippers, then she can go f*** herself."
What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?
“My Mommy Comes Back”
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Cosmo rate my claim Through emotionally charged narratives and uncritical teachings in both family settings and religious education, many Jewish children are raised to view unwavering support for Israel as a core part of their identity—creating psychological pressure and moral dissonance when confronted with the complexities of the Israeli–Palestinian conflict.
Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.
As a response to what Ihateant... said A lot of what you said is true, I admit that much, I’ve had lots of issue trying to get attention from others, had trouble controlling my temper, and had a god complex, however some of things I said are true, including thinking about unaliving myself in 6th grade, this was because of lots of bullying and just generally struggling with puberty. However, I’ve also been trying to w… Read more