Me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls off of a cliff, uses water bucket trick) dies.
Short Jokes
It's not Minecraft.
It's Ourcraft!
I see a worm. Oh, no, it's just your hairline!
Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.
Don't worry, the forehead jokes were recommended just like your hairline.
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
What takes up 10 parking spaces? Five female drivers.
Sydney has a fat pair of spammy flaps that smell of fish 🎣.
Give a man a plane ticket, and he’ll fly for a day.
Push a man from a plane, and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
Erectile dysfunction.
Some people put zodiacs on everything.
They said they couldn’t go to the party because of cancer.
You can't spell "Funeral" without "fun."
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.
Your hairline so far back.
Even LeBron James had a good laugh!
Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.
What comes after 69?
Mouthwash.
"Like if u cry everytime."
How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.
The orphan also had to cry because the cartels called him "homie."
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. ðŸ˜ðŸ˜