Short jokes
What is the difference between cum and milk? Nothing. They are both white and tasty.
Your forehead built like Darkseid from DC.
What do you call a dino stripper?
A dinohore.
Riddle me this. Riddle me that.
Why did my parents never come back?
Why is Santa always a b*tch, calling people names like, "Hoe, hoe, hoe?"
What did the toilet say to the other toilet?
"You look flushed."
What do you call a lesbian alien? A "lesbeening."
What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?
An “Astronut”!
Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"
Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."
Me at the Anti-Orphan Jokes convention. 💣🗡🔪🧨🔫
An orphan walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Buddy, you have to go home." The orphan replies, "Where is home?"
What is a cannibal's favorite drink?
Coffee.
Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite, and if they do, hit them with a shoe till they're all black and blue!
Danny Devito looks like one of those men with a short, yet thick penis.
I didn't trip and fall... I attacked the floor, and I believe I am winning :3
Why didn’t the girl like stairs?
They were always up to something.
I'm dead! 😂💀💀
What did the screw say to the screw? We sure screwed things up!
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks.
What do you call someone who is extra virgin?
Mrs. Frame.