Short jokes
Where do Sith get their clothes?
At the Darth Maul!
Why didn't the skeleton play football?
His heart wasn't in it!
Did you hear about the dead artist?
Too many strokes.
Mom! I think that dad is sleeping.
Mom: No, honey, I killed him.
Stop copying each other, fucking losers!
How can you tell if Google is a girl?
It makes suggestions before you finish your sentence!
What do you get when you cross a stick and a dog? A run away joke...
What did grandpa say before he died in the hospital bed?
"Boy, could you put my phone on charging?"
I have a lot of eggcellent egg puns, get the yolk... Oh come on, don't be hard-boiled!
We don't got sluts in the South, we got NATS: Nasty Ass Traveling Sluts.
I told my friend to watch Naruto. It's been a week since I've seen him. Hope he comes back in one piece.
If you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock. That's humerus.
What does the man say about his baby sister Lydia? "I hope she electrocutes herself!"
What is the difference between eating a baby and a doughnut?
Babies are healthier.
What did the French Fry 🍟 say to the Hamburger 🍔?
I guess that’s a wrap!
Why do New Yorkers get what Spider-Man is saying?
Because he always makes spider-sense.
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and my Dad?
Isaac Newton didn’t beat me half to death with a pipe wrench.
What’s pink, rusty, and covered in cobwebs?
Madeline McCann's bike.
I say "cow poop," cows say "moonure."
I just busted a nut. A ginger nut.