Short jokes
Do you know what the similarity between a penis and cucumber is?
They both have cum in it.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? She gagged and moaned.
What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism? Jimothy.
Roses are red, violets are blue, your penis smells like stew, and I want to eat it too.
Roses are red, Justin Bieber is gay, But most importantly, You know de way.
What is a gathering of octopuses called?
Octoposse.
A swan, a goose, and a penguin walked into a bar... I ducked.
I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.
The world is a freaking rape joke.
What does a duck and a tablespoon have in common?
Both are not a lamp.
What do you do if you see an Indian woman getting raped? Nothing, since raping is a normal everyday part of Indian culture.
I tried to pull (his/her) leg at the comedy club, but got arrested for sexual harassment. Does that still count as a joke? 🤣
How do you recover from prostate cancer surgery?
It’s all Depends!
What's a popular name in China? Curiosity, because curiosity killed the cat.
What do French ducks say?
Quoi quoi.
American: How do you use a PC?
Amish: We use a potato.
Why can't you tell a joke in a corn maze?
Because there's too many ears.
There was a guy how had a stroke, eh.
He's all right.
Why do leaves change color in the fall?
Because they want to leaf their old color.
What do they call me when I jack off?
Pulled pork.