What do you call a Pakie with a wooden leg?
Shit on a stick.
Short Jokes
You heard of Spider-Man: No Way Home. Now get ready for:
Orphan: No Way Home.
Sex is like show and tell: you show your pussy and dick, and then you tell each other how you feel.
People see this Rolex and they kill themselves.
Motherfucker, that's a suicide watch!
What’s the best part about putting a baby in a blender feet first?
Watching their expression change.
Hears a clean joke: My horse got muddy, so I gave him a bubble bath.
Now hears a dirty joke: Bubbles is the horse next door.
An orphan girl's boyfriend broke up with her, what was his reason?
"If her parents didn't want her, why should I?"
What is an army member's top drink?
WARter.
A scientist discovered water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown suit.
Why couldn't the rape victim run away?
Because she was dead.
Why does Technoblade make orphan jokes?
'Cuz he's the Father!!!
There will be no school shooter joke today in honor of the 10 people killed in the Colorado grocery store shooting. R.I.P.
I don't even know why to joke about America, it's a joke itself TO THE FUCKING EARTH!
Why is the koala not a bear?
It doesn't have the right koalafications.
Today I ate out my girlfriend... Jeffrey Dahmer style.
I find all these obese jokes horrible.
Don't you think they have enough on their plate?
Jesus is a rock music fan.
Because he likes Nine Inch Nails.
Yo Mama so fat that when she took a photo of herself to get it printed out, it took 15 years to finish!
What does a priest and time have in common? They're both predators.
