Short jokes
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One kneels to pray, one kneels to pay.
Why don't you use a dull pencil?
Because there's no point. 😐😑😑
"You have your entire life to be an idiot. Why not take today off?"
There's a saying that goes, "Only gay men know how to dress." Of course they know how to dress! They were in the closet!
What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.
What do you call an autistic My Little Pony?
Twilight Special.
What do you call an alligator that reads maps? Navigator.
Why is every number scared of 7?
Because 7 "ate" 9.
Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls?
They don't have water.
How is being in the military like getting a blowjob?
The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
Why do women always have sex with the lights off?
Because they never like to see a man having a good time.
Black people are living proof we evolved from monkeys.
Who am I rooting for during the Super Bowl? Easy. Taylor Swift.
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?
Hanson.
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization.
Al-gebra.
What is black, smells bad, and long? Line to social services.
If a girl jumps off a cliff, some people call it suicide and some call it girl power, but I call it BULLSHIT.
Today is Good Friday, so there will be no meat for us to eat. Instead, we have to do what lesbians do and eat fish.
How did the man with a small penis become a rapist? His condom fell off.
Yo mama so poor, she used a KFC bucket as a rain hat.