Short jokes
What do starving kids call Venetian blinds?
Bunk beds.
Biggest joke?
[Image of Zac Efron]
A baby seal walks into a club...
- What did the skeleton say to his friend?
- Actually... TIBIA honest, I don't know how to complete this joke...
What’s the difference between an epileptic corn shucker and a prostitute with diarrhea?
The epileptic corn shucker “shucks between fits”...
Where do sex addicts go when they need to talk? Hoe-and-Tell.
Rocks are used too much; people take 'em for granite.
That camping trip was in-tents.
Is it weird that a milk carton has a date, and I don’t?
You are American when you walk to the bathroom. What are you when you are in there?
You're-a-peein'. European.
Being bullied by an artist? Want them to leave you alone?
www.VincentVanGoghAway.com
Are you a volcano? Because you're hot and I really lava you!
What did Joe say when he saw his girlfriend sleeping with his sister?
Nothing, he just started wanking.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Owl say.
Owl say who?
Yes, they do.
Why do they tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast.
Why didn't the butcher cut the fillet?
Because it was a misteak.
Have you heard the latest pun about pizza?
Never mind. It’s too cheesy!
How do you fit 27 New Zealand tourists in a 15-seater bus?
Simple. All in the ashtray.
Why were the cherries 🍒 crying?
Because their parents were in a jam.
Somebody told another person that they would meet at the crack of dawn.
Let's just say Dawn got very mad.