Short jokes
What is a Russian joke?
Something that will be funny for Russian people.
How would you multiply numbers in octoschool?
You octoply, obviously.
One day my girlfriend and I were just hanging out and she needed to tell our dad that we were going out.
Once a naked woman robs a bank, but sadly, no one can remember her face...
What are intelligent people in the US called?
"Tourist."
Are you a train? Because I want you to run over me. :)
Fletcher is not a lesbian. He is also not an Asian. He is also definitely not an accident.
What did the dentist say to the butt?
"That's the largest cavity I've ever seen!"
Why did the plane crash?
Because it was being flown by a loaf of bread.
They asked me to speak at this funeral, and I said, "Of corpse!"
What’s a Muslim’s favorite car?
A Citroën C4.
Roses are red. Sunflowers are yellow.
Your mom is so fat she looks like a marshmallow.
What did the cow say at night? Look at the moooon.
Five out of six people agree that Russian Roulette is safe.
What's the difference between your mom in bed and Biden in the presidential race?
Your mom finishes.
Y'all, I'm suspended till Wednesday and can't do much cuz I'm on a tablet, not my computer. Tell autterpop I won't be on till Wednesday or after.
Why do orphans always get picked on?
They can't run and tell their parents.
How can you tell if Google is a girl?
It makes suggestions before you finish your sentence!
What did the plug hole say to the plug? "We are so in sync."
What do skeletons say before they eat?
Bone appétit. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)