Short jokes
What sort of movies do cows like to watch?
Moosicals!
My mum told me to take out the trash, but I couldn’t find you.
How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste.
What was Jesus' reaction when the first black person was born?
"Holy shit, I burnt one."
How do you get a million fans?
Just run through Africa with a bottle of water.
I'm autistic, and I find these so funny.
ENTER PASSWORD.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
RESET PASSWORD.
NEW PASSWORD CAN'T BE OLD PASSWORD.
Sets fire to computer.
Medusa makes men hard.
I live in China and we have no food. We have to eat Chinese food, so I called my dog over.
Why does Technoblade love orphans?
'Cause he can relate to their parents!
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of children.
My friend told me to name a country in Africa.
So I said, "Hungry."
Two lepers playing cards... one threw his hand in; the other laughed his head off.
What's the only good part of your crush dying before you have the chance to bang her?
She can't say no!
Why did Spider-Man decide to buy a laptop?
So that he could design his own “website.”
My uncle was a priest.
He had a two-inch penis, but when it was in my ass, it felt like a torpedo.
"Just killed a woman, feeling good."
- Tommyinnit
Why do orphans like emos?
Reverse "emo" and put an "h" in the beginning.
Why doesn't Voldemort have a human nose?
Because his snake bit it off!
Who is M.J.'s cartoon character?
Muzan Kibutsuji
Hehe