Short jokes
Riddle me this. Riddle me that.
Why did my parents never come back?
Why is Santa always a b*tch, calling people names like, "Hoe, hoe, hoe?"
What did the toilet say to the other toilet?
"You look flushed."
Your forehead built like Darkseid from DC.
What is Jesus' favorite sport? CrossFit.
I would roast you, but I'm not supposed to burn trash.
How do two emo kids greet each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
Hey, y'all, I just wanna say thanks to Gwen on here. She writes jokes, and she got me through a lot xx.
Roses are red, I sniff marijuana, I have five fingers, The middle one is for your vagina.
Your forehead is so big you could have put an H for Kobe to land on.
You know Hitler loves you when he comes up to you on Valentine's Day and he says, "Will you be my Valenein?"
If aliens were real,
then orphans would finally have a home.
Mom: Kid, bring your toys and clothing to the car. We're going to Disney Land.
Kid: Ok.
*Bring kid to the orphanage*.
I got my blind friend a TV... He never uses it.
What's the difference between an orphan and a puppy?
Parents enjoy the presents of a puppy.
What does a condom and a coffin have in common?
They both still have stiffs, but one is coming and one is going.
Orphan: *crying* You: Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: No. Your Friend: They don't have parents!!! You: 😂 I know.
Your mama is so ugly even Dora can't explore her.
What did the screw say to the screw? We sure screwed things up!
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks.