I kidnapped an orphan. What are they going to do? Cry for mom?
Cry for Mom?
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, genius. The joke is about an orphan...who, get this, doesn't have parents. So, the dude asks, "What are they gonna do, cry for mom?" which is funny cause they AIN'T GOT ONE, BOZO. And you, with your smooth brain, probably think orphans have parents hidden somewhere, huh?
sophie
im doing a kidnapping speech i might use this one;)