Short jokes
My dad was a roof cleaner and I'm dedicating this to him, so dad, if you're up there!
My heart is like a plane.
It crashes every once in a while.
I'm a big fan of white boards; they're remarkable.
I will always remember the last noise I hear in my school, "oogga booga motherf***ers," click, boom!
I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
I'll never forget my mother's last words: "What are you doing with that sledgehammer?"
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.
Your mama is so fat that when she was playing online, she crashed the whole server.
What do you get when you cross a highway on a bike?
Run over.
I love breakups. My ex-girlfriends always end up in pieces.
Why doesn’t the sun ☀️ go to college?
Because it has a million degrees.
How can you tell if your sister is on her period?
Your father's dick tastes funny.
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
What's India's favorite font?
Comic Sanskrit.
I raped a disabled child.
I think she's too far gone to repair now.
Mfs be saying Kobe is good at basketball cause he is 6 feet, ye 6 feet underground.
If you take a shot, a paper wad, in the trashcan, and call "Kobe!" but miss, it's still a Kobe.
A man puts in ten jokes into a joke contest. He hopes that at least one will win. Sadly, no pun intended.
What is blue, green, flat, and has teeth?
The Earth, but I lied about the teeth.
Q: What do you do if you bump into a koala?
A: You koalagize to it.
How many ears does Captain Picard have?
Three: A left ear, a right ear, and a final front-ear.