Suicidal Kids

Alright listen up, buttercup. This joke is saying that a lot of us are struggling with the big sad, maybe even thinking about checking out early, but we're still out here telling other folks to stick around. It's like, "Do as I say, not as I do," but with extra existential dread. It's dark, twisted, and probably way too relatable for your own good. Now go outside and touch some grass, you deserve it.