A new burger has been invented in memory of Stephen Hawking.
I doubt it will sell though, as it's 95% cabbage.
Short Jokes
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they beat the room for being dark, then arrest the room for being broke.
Why are school shooting jokes so funny?
Answer: The bullets hit your funny bone!
You can easily outrun a midget because they have to run twice as much as you do.
What has fingernails and legs made of grass? You, I lied about the grass.
My grandfather died at Auschwitz.
Poor fella fell off the guard tower.
Like this post if you think pineapple belongs on pizza.
When Chinese babies are born, they should put "MADE FROM CHINA."
What do you call a Mexican midget?
A paragraph, because he's not a full essay.
What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?
~they're both a dick in a box.
When you see a deer, what do you say?
"Oh deer!"
Here is a dark joke for you guys... "Why do pornstars scream, "DADDY!" in their videos? Because they were child molested by their father!"
How do you tell if a loaf of bread has Down Syndrome?
It has an extra crumb-osome.
What did the Indian cheese say to the other cheese?
"Tu cheese badi hai mast mast!"
You have more chin than brain cells!
What’s the worst thing about being a pedophile?
Fitting it in.
I need to fuck an emo girl... those bitches are limited edition!
What do feminists and tampons have in common?
They're both stuck-up cunts.
Why didn't anyone care about the circus?
Because it was irr-elephant.
Me: Hey, say I am ugly for a billion pounds.
Them: You're ugly.
Me: Sorry, I am not a mirror.
