Short jokes
What do Cavemen poop in?
A Neander stall.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have pockets. I’m
What time is it when a nurse's here?
It's nurse-thirty.
Papyrus: Sans, stop being a lazy Bones.
Sans: Why bro, guess you don't have the back bone to do anything, heheh.
So, no head?
Son: Hey Dad, can I play Fortnite?
Dad: I don't know, do you want a girlfriend?
Why did the cloud apply to stormtrooper training school?
He mist.
What do a gay man and a tumbleweed have in common?
They blow and blow until they wind up on a fence in Wyoming.
Kenny: "Tyler, you're lucky you're adopted."
Tyler: "Why?"
Kenny: "Because you can fuck your mom without getting arrested for incest."
What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have a touchy feeling for kids.
So, I met Michael Jackson before he died. He dragged me to his bed.
I used to think that Jewish people were a myth.
But one day I realized, they Israel.
Michael Jackson is happy when there are twenty-eight-year-olds.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.
I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.
I screamed "Jenga" today in class while watching a 9/11 documentary.
Why doesn’t the sun ☀️ go to college?
Because it has a million degrees.
How can you tell if your sister is on her period?
Your father's dick tastes funny.
What's India's favorite font?
Comic Sanskrit.
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.