Short jokes

I took a special needs child to a shooting range.

Poor bastard had no idea which direction to run in.

The highest level of trust in the world is when two cannibals are each giving each other blowjobs.

Hi guys, I just found this website. I got emailed by joshisboss or something. Have a great day! 👍

Yo mamma is so ugly, even Ripley wouldn't believe it.

Yesterday I bought my daughter a cat, but accidentally hit her with the car today. I have no idea what to do with the cat now.

Thank you guys for 6 whole followers! I'm so happy!

Are you made of Gallium and Yttrium?

Because you are looking a little bit GaY.

How do you know if a chick is too fat?

If you pull her pants down, her ass is still in them.

Doctor: What is your zodiac sign?

Patient: Cancer, why?

Doctor: What are the chances?

Patient: Of what?

A gay couple walks into a Muslim bar. The tender flares up and says, “let me guess, a little blood on the rocks?”

Why can’t trans men enjoy chocolate?

It uses Hershey pronouns.

Your mama's so fat, she runs a trade deficit with food!

Would you rather get a massage from a man or get major surgery from a woman?

Want my cookie? Come and get it... 😭

Roses are red, the Jews are a cult.

I've practiced Metzitzah b'peh on adults.

I had sex with a disabled girl. You can say I handiclapped those cheeks.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue, you look like a donkey, and smell like one, too.

Did you hear about the cat jail break out? It was a cat-tastrophe.

Gay is a mental illness.

You're not thinking straight.

The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"