Short jokes
Did anyone ever notice that "STUDYING" is a mixture of studying and dying?
I wish that when Mario dies to some random object, I died too.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What happens to chickens that get kidnapped by rapists?
They get choked.
How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?
Juans upon a time.
What does Santa say for the toys to go to bed?
"Time to hit the sack!"
What's the worst thing you can say to a widow?
"I'm sorry, I just had to."
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
Why are there 25 letters in the alphabet? Because the D is in U.
The Bible said, "Adam and Eve..." So I did both.
Why is Saturn richer than other planets?
It has a ring!
What do a condom and a gun have in common? You should never use either one of them.
I like my women how I like my golf score: low in the 80s and with a handicap.
I once did an exam on rainbows. I passed with flying colors.
I still remember my dad's last words: "Don't worry son, Allah will be pleased."
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can't see!
What do you call a stoner when horny?
A weed whacker!
My friend David lost his ID.
Now he is just Dav.
Ya gotta hand it to short people...
What did the dirt say to the embers?
You look smoking hot.