What do you call a group of black people?
A hoodie.
Short Jokes
What does a serial killer make for breakfast?
Scrambled legs and toes.
Yesterday, I tickled my granddaughter's feet.
She is being born in 2 months.
Yesterday we lost a quarter of our roof in the storm, oof.
The sun isn’t the only thing that rose up this morning...
What was Morgan Freeman called before the Civil War?
Morgan.
What does the cannibal eat who comes late for dinner?
The cold shoulder.
Why can't Pooh Bear catch a date?
Because he is always talking about his honey.
What do you call a skeleton with no bones? A boneless boy.
What was the Nazi racing tournament in 1943?
Gasar.
What do you call it when you get away with masturbating in the shower?
You got off clean.
I will never forget my Grandpa's last words: "What are you doing with that rope and saw?"
What was the knight's name that sat at the round table?
Circumference.
Statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile. But not me, I live next to a 10-year-old boy with a fat ass.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on his period?
Mario Kart.
The other day my wife said, "Take me someplace I have never been before!" I said, "Why don't you try the kitchen?"
My friend asked me to round up here 37 sheep.
I said “40.”
What do fire and people have in common?
They will both eventually die out.
A good bath is like a dead lover.
You can enjoy them, that is until they get too cold.
What did Hitler tell the eye doctor?
“I can na-zi.”
