I have a joke about chemistry, but I don't think it will get a reaction.
My wife is mad that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
Why can't you make jokes about catholic priest?
Because they blow up in your face.
Why shouldn’t you call people in china?
Because there are so many wings and wongs you might wing the wong number
What do moms want for Mother's Day? Replacement silverware.
Motherhood is a fairytale in reverse. You start in a beautiful gown end up cleaning everyone's messes.
A different version of you exists in the minds of everyone that knows you.
Are you a sports car? Because you give my heart quite a rush
Your smile is so nice that the moon shines off them
You are so intelligent that parents come running to beg you to be their child
You're so wonderful that Wonderland booked tickets to meet you
What's the square root of your dead? 9/11
Why was the slave so happy? Because he got his masters degree
I saw someone who was about to jump off a bridge they were wearing a Nike JUST DO IT shirt
Why was 10 scared? Cause he saw 9 rape 11
Why did the cheese blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain. What do you call a pile of cheese? A cheese grater.
Why did the cheese fail the test? It couldn't make the grade curd.
Banker: I have the right to take your money! Me: Check my name Banker: Robin D. Bank, why?
Banker: realizes Me:😈🖐️ gimme gimme
At night time,in Africa,it's known as the darkest country,till this day I still wonder why.
