Short jokes
Your mum is so fat that when she wore a yellow coat people called taxi!
I raped a disabled child.
I think she's too far gone to repair now.
Mfs be saying Kobe is good at basketball cause he is 6 feet, ye 6 feet underground.
If you take a shot, a paper wad, in the trashcan, and call "Kobe!" but miss, it's still a Kobe.
How many ears does Captain Picard have?
Three: A left ear, a right ear, and a final front-ear.
What does a Chinese man say to his partner when having sex?
"Ching Chong Soc Mai Ding Dong"
When in Poland people go to a house party, and the atmosphere is bad, nobody is talking, they say: "Is there a German here?"
What's the difference between an air blower and Little Boy?
When the air blower blew, it did not wipe out Hiroshima.
Q: What do you do if you bump into a koala?
A: You koalagize to it.
Me: Opens the window to get some fresh air.
Everyone else on the plane: 😟...😱
A man puts in ten jokes into a joke contest. He hopes that at least one will win. Sadly, no pun intended.
How did the Scottish man find the sheep in the tall grass?
Satisfying.
What is blue, green, flat, and has teeth?
The Earth, but I lied about the teeth.
Race car backwards is race car.
Race car sideways is how Paul Walker died.
What do you call an abortion in a bathtub?
Chunky Tomato Soup.
I get more care packages than Africa.
I am really gay. I just needed to confess this.
You have gaps in your teeth, looks like your tongue is in jail.
What did the wire say to the electrician?
"Stop twisting my nuts!"
I was going to tell you a cow joke...
But it's pasture bed time.