Drummer jokes
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite song? “Little Drummer Boy.”
Why didn't the drummer play?
Because he got a percussion.
What did the drummer call his 2 twin daughters?
Anna 1 Anna 2.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
Why don't booties make good drummers?
They can't keep a beat without making a FART NOISE.
Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.
What is the most musical part of a chicken?
The drumstick.
I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.
Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?
Do you know Imagine Dragons?
Yeah.
Imagine dragon my nuts across your face.