Drummer jokes
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite song? “Little Drummer Boy.”
Why didn't the drummer play?
Because he got a percussion.
What did the drummer call his 2 twin daughters?
Anna 1 Anna 2.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
Why don't booties make good drummers?
They can't keep a beat without making a FART NOISE.
The quiet kid starts playing "Pumped Up Kicks" in the parking lot before school.
I started a band called 999 megabytes... we still haven't gotten a gig.
Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?
What is the most musical part of a chicken?
The drumstick.
When a school shooter walks to the intercom and plays Pumped Up Kicks.